Jess W Clark
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I have just won a major award from Mama Kwan’s restaurant
Better than the FIFA World Cup
Better than the FIFA World Cup
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have just won a major award from Mama Kwan’s restaurant
Better than the FIFA World Cup
Better than the FIFA World Cup
The boys went out early this morning for another haul of scallops ahead of the storm and I am tr to practice not worrying
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The boys went out early this morning for another haul of scallops ahead of the storm and I am tr to practice not worrying
Happy first day of scallop fishing to all those who celebrate!
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy first day of scallop fishing to all those who celebrate!
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild this year:
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild, Vegas edition:
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild this year:
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Post foliage fall color, winterberries among the poplar and birch
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Post foliage fall color, winterberries among the poplar and birch
Tiny Chiwa is feeling better, and her hair is even starting to grow back. It’s been an exhausting few months of pills and shampoo and new allergy free food. Wife deserves a medal for all the extra grooming work
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tiny Chiwa is feeling better, and her hair is even starting to grow back. It’s been an exhausting few months of pills and shampoo and new allergy free food. Wife deserves a medal for all the extra grooming work
Heads up. It’s early holiday travel season and some of you need to be reminded:
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Heads up. It’s early holiday travel season and some of you need to be reminded:
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
I smell farts and
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I smell farts and
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
This is me, trying to take pictures of the eagles. They’re feeding on a deer carcass by the shore. Adult and juvenile bald eagle, with ravens standing by waiting for their turn.
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is me, trying to take pictures of the eagles. They’re feeding on a deer carcass by the shore. Adult and juvenile bald eagle, with ravens standing by waiting for their turn.
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
I miss the mushroom dude. These are growing in my backyard. Edible; and the guide says they “neutralize the enzyme that renders alcohol nontoxic “ …so, Perfect for that workday potluck lunch?
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I miss the mushroom dude. These are growing in my backyard. Edible; and the guide says they “neutralize the enzyme that renders alcohol nontoxic “ …so, Perfect for that workday potluck lunch?
This lovely was a six inch rooted cutting this time last year. I didn’t expect to love her so much, AND she smells wonderful.
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This lovely was a six inch rooted cutting this time last year. I didn’t expect to love her so much, AND she smells wonderful.
The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is- oh DAMN those deer!
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is- oh DAMN those deer!
School starts in just a few days, and the nightmares have already begun. The Stephen King short story SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK is not a work of fiction, and none of our buses are ever completely empty.
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
School starts in just a few days, and the nightmares have already begun. The Stephen King short story SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK is not a work of fiction, and none of our buses are ever completely empty.
I wish the weather widget had a tide table
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
July 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I wish the weather widget had a tide table
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
Surprise! Good job, heat and humidity 🥰
July 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Surprise! Good job, heat and humidity 🥰
Nearly a month later, turns out #IwasWrong ! I’ve never seen yellow #roses with so much red foliage! Another week I reckon before I find out how much of a true yellow she is.
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nearly a month later, turns out #IwasWrong ! I’ve never seen yellow #roses with so much red foliage! Another week I reckon before I find out how much of a true yellow she is.
Birch, Alder, Birch?, Alder
Sapling identification
Sapling identification
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Birch, Alder, Birch?, Alder
Sapling identification
Sapling identification
I’ve been told that I don’t have a great eye for photography… Beginning to suspect I just have a different eye that most. My iPhone blocks out the ultraviolet, and you can’t see the vivid swath of sweet peas at the beach’s edge.
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’ve been told that I don’t have a great eye for photography… Beginning to suspect I just have a different eye that most. My iPhone blocks out the ultraviolet, and you can’t see the vivid swath of sweet peas at the beach’s edge.
Bird photo I took so I could later identify which sparrow this is, bopping around on the beach.
I swear there was a sparrow here.
I swear there was a sparrow here.
June 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bird photo I took so I could later identify which sparrow this is, bopping around on the beach.
I swear there was a sparrow here.
I swear there was a sparrow here.
Every once in a while I get a hint that maybe they don’t all hate me
April 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Every once in a while I get a hint that maybe they don’t all hate me
Not great art, but a color palette I am learning to appreciate. Go out And take a walk.
November 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Not great art, but a color palette I am learning to appreciate. Go out And take a walk.
I was trying to exit out of a bunch of pop up ads and got whisked off to the site formerly known as twitter. Strange nostalgia brought me here- now how do I find all my old imaginary friends?
November 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I was trying to exit out of a bunch of pop up ads and got whisked off to the site formerly known as twitter. Strange nostalgia brought me here- now how do I find all my old imaginary friends?