Jess
@jessuscryst.bsky.social
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Jess
@jessuscryst.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Only posts when she’s high smh
The Clintons seem like assholes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Clintons seem like assholes.
WILD of that woman to dump that very nice vegan man on TV !!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
WILD of that woman to dump that very nice vegan man on TV !!!
How do we have a snow day in Maine when I can still see the grass ????
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How do we have a snow day in Maine when I can still see the grass ????
water is lowkey fire
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
20% off is a pitiful “Black Friday” deal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
20% off is a pitiful “Black Friday” deal.
This world is fucked wtf is wrong with these rich people ????
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This world is fucked wtf is wrong with these rich people ????
My job will occasionally financially reward us via *points* to purchase specific items or gift cards and I was like oh ill get an Etsy gift card! Please tell me what *fees* are responsible for an 8$ item with alleged free domestic shipping costs 66 dollars???? wtf???
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My job will occasionally financially reward us via *points* to purchase specific items or gift cards and I was like oh ill get an Etsy gift card! Please tell me what *fees* are responsible for an 8$ item with alleged free domestic shipping costs 66 dollars???? wtf???
I pledge to never add music to a post to the grid ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I pledge to never add music to a post to the grid ❤️
Learning that Jenn feeds her Dutch voodoo doll has really solidified my love for her
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Learning that Jenn feeds her Dutch voodoo doll has really solidified my love for her
I haven’t had a new hire class in so long and I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LIKE MY JOB 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I haven’t had a new hire class in so long and I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LIKE MY JOB 🥹
How many instagrams do you people need????
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How many instagrams do you people need????
I would love one single example of a thing being less expensive since January.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I would love one single example of a thing being less expensive since January.
I’m looking to rehome a whole bunch of fun sized snickers please reach out if you’re interested
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m looking to rehome a whole bunch of fun sized snickers please reach out if you’re interested
I’m still so fucking pissed that my mom died.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m still so fucking pissed that my mom died.
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Hi I knit this sweater !
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hi I knit this sweater !
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I need a *fun* show ykwim???
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need a *fun* show ykwim???
I am finally close enough to this training that my ADHD is allowing me to update and study the curriculum that I will be delivering and I feel great!
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I am finally close enough to this training that my ADHD is allowing me to update and study the curriculum that I will be delivering and I feel great!
I’ve just finished The Lamb by Lucy Rose and I don’t know how to feel.
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ve just finished The Lamb by Lucy Rose and I don’t know how to feel.
Wait a minute is slow horses my favorite show or something ????
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wait a minute is slow horses my favorite show or something ????
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Shouldn’t take a court order to tell you to feed the hungry.
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shouldn’t take a court order to tell you to feed the hungry.