JessTriesThings
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Hey journalists:

No. Trump is not "pushing the limits of executive power." He is ripping our Constitution to shreds and he and Musk are committing illegal acts daily.

Find your balls (apparently hiding in some other orifice of yours) and report this accurately.
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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So naturally, you know what to do…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You know when there’s only like 15 pages left in a book and nothing’s been solved and you get that weird closure anxiety like “okay there’s no way any of this is gonna be wrapped up in a way that makes any sense to me”…that’s what everything feels like all the time now
January 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What a dilemma!
January 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
January 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Si la migra te detiene, ¡recuerda esta canción! No tienes que firmar ni decir nada. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio, y tienes derecho a un abogado. ¡Mantén la calma y recuerda tus derechos!

#conozcasusderechos #knowyourrights #immigration
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Hoping someone points this out …
January 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can someone actually explain this? I am so anxious about so much in this country. Is this one more thing to cry about?
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.

Let’s keep spreading it.
December 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.

PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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“We The People” can do better than this shit

Let us teach our children compassion, empathy, and kindness.

Let it begin at home.
#SheShed
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Goodnight
December 6, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I love how he blends in so perfectly with the reds and golds of the late fall field.
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM