jess
@jessthecoconut.bsky.social
28. she/her. social worker, occasional aerialist, swiftie extraordinaire, mom of two cats named Gigi and Baby.
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jess
@jessthecoconut.bsky.social
· Nov 14
the new social media profile needs to be christened with photos of the two stupidest cats alive, they hate each other and i love them so much
every year i end up doing some kind of home improvement project in january. last year it was a new couch. this year it was doing a gallery wall in my living room ft an INSANE amount of @gremren.bsky.social’s art
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
every year i end up doing some kind of home improvement project in january. last year it was a new couch. this year it was doing a gallery wall in my living room ft an INSANE amount of @gremren.bsky.social’s art
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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JUST BE KIND TO OTHERS, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS BASTARDS!
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
JUST BE KIND TO OTHERS, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS BASTARDS!
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THIS IS THE SECOND FATHER TO MEET JD VANCE AND IMMEDIATELY DIP OUT FOREVER.
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
THIS IS THE SECOND FATHER TO MEET JD VANCE AND IMMEDIATELY DIP OUT FOREVER.
can confirm the most successful way to make friends is literally just asking people if they wanna hangout with you outside of the setting you normally see them in
March 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
can confirm the most successful way to make friends is literally just asking people if they wanna hangout with you outside of the setting you normally see them in
a man has me smiling at my phone for the first time in months, i fear i am well and truly cooked
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
a man has me smiling at my phone for the first time in months, i fear i am well and truly cooked
sometimes it’s just a girl and the no sew fleece blanket she made in middle school against the world
January 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sometimes it’s just a girl and the no sew fleece blanket she made in middle school against the world
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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
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December 10, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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merry christmas from these idiots
December 9, 2024 at 3:26 PM
merry christmas from these idiots
does the company behind this ad understand they are buying ad space on tumblr of all places? joe biden’s internet’s tumblr?????
December 8, 2024 at 10:44 PM
does the company behind this ad understand they are buying ad space on tumblr of all places? joe biden’s internet’s tumblr?????
down bad being my top song of the year is WILD but everything else tracks
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
down bad being my top song of the year is WILD but everything else tracks
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saying "fan behavior" when my cat follows me to the toilet
November 26, 2024 at 10:45 AM
saying "fan behavior" when my cat follows me to the toilet
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all of yall saying your bluesky feeds are better than your twitter feed kind of confuse me cuz like…… did yall not curate your feed with incredible attention to detail? like. my twitter feed was a mix of internet friends, celebrities who never posted anything annoying, and animal photos
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
all of yall saying your bluesky feeds are better than your twitter feed kind of confuse me cuz like…… did yall not curate your feed with incredible attention to detail? like. my twitter feed was a mix of internet friends, celebrities who never posted anything annoying, and animal photos
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off to the markets 🚃 🌙
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
off to the markets 🚃 🌙
@mslindsayy.bsky.social @torimartino.bsky.social @cassiemartino.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!! people.com/conan-o-brie...
Conan O’Brien Announced as Oscars Host: ‘America Demanded It'
Conan O'Brien is officially slated to host the 97th annual Academy Awards. "America demanded it," he joked of the gig.
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November 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM
i think i will keep my twitter profile up because i’ve had that thing for 15 years but perhaps……. perhaps blue sky will replace it on my bar of shortcut apps on my phone next to spotify and tumblr
November 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i think i will keep my twitter profile up because i’ve had that thing for 15 years but perhaps……. perhaps blue sky will replace it on my bar of shortcut apps on my phone next to spotify and tumblr
the new social media profile needs to be christened with photos of the two stupidest cats alive, they hate each other and i love them so much
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
the new social media profile needs to be christened with photos of the two stupidest cats alive, they hate each other and i love them so much
i don’t know how i’m supposed to keep getting out of bed day after day for the next 4 years and keep putting one fucking foot in front of the other
November 7, 2024 at 3:07 AM
i don’t know how i’m supposed to keep getting out of bed day after day for the next 4 years and keep putting one fucking foot in front of the other