Jess Phoenix
@jessphoenix.bsky.social
Illustrator & pattern designer. Also a real class act.
Thank goodness for the “CHILD” setting on microwaves. I hate it when my children are still frozen in the middle.
May 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thank goodness for the “CHILD” setting on microwaves. I hate it when my children are still frozen in the middle.
Real “sad walk George Michael” energy right there 😆
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Real “sad walk George Michael” energy right there 😆
Buddy, I think there’s an easier way to drink that water…
February 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Buddy, I think there’s an easier way to drink that water…
Not sure what’s worse: that the internet gave me this ad (rude!) or that it was ANIMATED.
November 14, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Not sure what’s worse: that the internet gave me this ad (rude!) or that it was ANIMATED.
Well, hey there, li’l guy 🤍
October 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Well, hey there, li’l guy 🤍
Had an early Halloween party this year, so I actually chose to go as Philomena Cunk (since I already dress like her 😅)
October 16, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Had an early Halloween party this year, so I actually chose to go as Philomena Cunk (since I already dress like her 😅)
I don’t know whether to be mad at my clonky typing or thankful Google understood me 🙏
July 12, 2023 at 5:03 AM
I don’t know whether to be mad at my clonky typing or thankful Google understood me 🙏
This Captain Planet re-brand looks rad.
July 4, 2023 at 5:05 PM
This Captain Planet re-brand looks rad.
I’m Jess — an illustrator/surface designer that specializes in florals and vibrant colors.
July 4, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I’m Jess — an illustrator/surface designer that specializes in florals and vibrant colors.