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@jessmschoen.bsky.social
Formerly Death Cab for Coochie on Twitter

LGR! • low quality shitposter whose brain consists of mostly white matter • socialist enough to piss you off • she/her
@bethmachlan.bsky.social what are the chances of getting on The NY Times best seller list for women’s literary fiction? I’ve either come up with the best or worst shitpost prose of my life.
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Made office Rudolph for my Bureau’s gingerbread house contest.
December 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Throwback to one of the best headlines of all time
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM