@jessmschoen.bsky.social
Formerly Death Cab for Coochie on Twitter
LGR! • low quality shitposter whose brain consists of mostly white matter • socialist enough to piss you off • she/her
LGR! • low quality shitposter whose brain consists of mostly white matter • socialist enough to piss you off • she/her
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Throwback to one of the best headlines of all time
Rangers taking the polar plunge too literally.
December 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Rangers taking the polar plunge too literally.
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December 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
@bethmachlan.bsky.social what are the chances of getting on The NY Times best seller list for women’s literary fiction? I’ve either come up with the best or worst shitpost prose of my life.
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
@bethmachlan.bsky.social what are the chances of getting on The NY Times best seller list for women’s literary fiction? I’ve either come up with the best or worst shitpost prose of my life.
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Oh, that's nice! "DROP YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA HERE." Seems normal enough, right? Okay, but explain to me why this is in front of a funeral home? Is Santa... dead?
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Oh, that's nice! "DROP YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA HERE." Seems normal enough, right? Okay, but explain to me why this is in front of a funeral home? Is Santa... dead?
So who are you keeping? Laffy and the bottom six? Panarin is fine but without a sufficient top six he’s pointless to retain.
December 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
So who are you keeping? Laffy and the bottom six? Panarin is fine but without a sufficient top six he’s pointless to retain.
Made office Rudolph for my Bureau’s gingerbread house contest.
December 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Made office Rudolph for my Bureau’s gingerbread house contest.
Video game killer is apparently being thrown around to implicate gamers (again). And they (the media) used Among Us to prove it, knowing his play throughs of… Civilization and Pokémon Go wouldn’t make the cut.
December 10, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Video game killer is apparently being thrown around to implicate gamers (again). And they (the media) used Among Us to prove it, knowing his play throughs of… Civilization and Pokémon Go wouldn’t make the cut.
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On a now-deleted Reddit account, Luigi Mangione discussed excruciating back pain + debilitating brain fog, but also gaming subculture + OneBag travel.
He referenced insurance only once, when Blue Cross covered a test.
w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social + @aric.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/n...
He referenced insurance only once, when Blue Cross covered a test.
w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social + @aric.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/n...
Suspect in CEO’s Killing Had Discussed His Health Struggles on Reddit
In posts that stretch over years, he described debilitating back pain, “brain fog” in his college years and testing for irritable bowel syndrome.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:02 PM
On a now-deleted Reddit account, Luigi Mangione discussed excruciating back pain + debilitating brain fog, but also gaming subculture + OneBag travel.
He referenced insurance only once, when Blue Cross covered a test.
w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social + @aric.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/n...
He referenced insurance only once, when Blue Cross covered a test.
w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social + @aric.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/n...
Where do I propose a commercial to DoorDash?
“If you’re going to commit a high profile felony, dining in can screw you over. Order DoorDash no contact delivery instead.”
“If you’re going to commit a high profile felony, dining in can screw you over. Order DoorDash no contact delivery instead.”
December 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Where do I propose a commercial to DoorDash?
“If you’re going to commit a high profile felony, dining in can screw you over. Order DoorDash no contact delivery instead.”
“If you’re going to commit a high profile felony, dining in can screw you over. Order DoorDash no contact delivery instead.”
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Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!
The single thing I like about Drury: He don’t give a fuck about waivers.
December 6, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The single thing I like about Drury: He don’t give a fuck about waivers.
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*gets laid off in April*
*gets hired PT by the state in July for fiscal year ending in July 2025 with stated intentions of moving FT*
*starts job in August*
*starts applying to FT positions last week of November*
*hiring freeze is announced December 2nd*
I can’t win y’all.
*gets hired PT by the state in July for fiscal year ending in July 2025 with stated intentions of moving FT*
*starts job in August*
*starts applying to FT positions last week of November*
*hiring freeze is announced December 2nd*
I can’t win y’all.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
*gets laid off in April*
*gets hired PT by the state in July for fiscal year ending in July 2025 with stated intentions of moving FT*
*starts job in August*
*starts applying to FT positions last week of November*
*hiring freeze is announced December 2nd*
I can’t win y’all.
*gets hired PT by the state in July for fiscal year ending in July 2025 with stated intentions of moving FT*
*starts job in August*
*starts applying to FT positions last week of November*
*hiring freeze is announced December 2nd*
I can’t win y’all.
The butterball turkey abuse is the perfect personification of why women choose the bear.
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The butterball turkey abuse is the perfect personification of why women choose the bear.
So my husband put his two weeks in a little over a week ago and they’ve been fighting to keep him. Today, they counteroffered with a promo and a raise. He declined. What a damn power move.
November 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
So my husband put his two weeks in a little over a week ago and they’ve been fighting to keep him. Today, they counteroffered with a promo and a raise. He declined. What a damn power move.
Listen, if I’m going to endure social media, I might as well make it an experience I like.
"Bluesky is an echochamber" have you considered some people are unworthy of attention? Some ideas unworthy of consideration?
November 17, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Listen, if I’m going to endure social media, I might as well make it an experience I like.
Throwback to one of the best headlines of all time
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Throwback to one of the best headlines of all time
I am here but I am still unwell. Thank you.
November 15, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I am here but I am still unwell. Thank you.