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Jess Rose
@jesslynnrose.bsky.social
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A little intense about computers and languages.

She's sorry, but not as sorry as she should be.
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May I please have £300k for this very Hobbit-coded 14th century watermill. It's a wildlife conservation area with otters and living here would fix me.

www.rightmove.co.uk/...
A little stone building with a wooden water wheel placed in a little flowing stream next to it. A prefect little country path, flanked by bright green plants.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Oh I got the yeah cat too!!
A grey and white hairless cat, wrapped in blankets. He looks smug.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Super normal and chill way to sit, little man. Very reassuring and not haunted at all.
A small orange hairless cat, tucked into some grey blankets with his front legs tucked in under him. Hes too orange, almost pink, and his arms hidden under him make him look surreal in a way that’s difficult to describe.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Folks at #ffconf are posting cute pet photos so I thought I would break the streak and post my horrors.
Three horrible little hairless cats, huddled on a bathroom floor in a pink blanket. This setup seems weird until the viewer is informed that the bathroom has underfloor heating and the blanket has been placed there so the spoiled cats can luxuriate in warm bedding. To live so well!
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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If anyone is a first time conference attendee at #ffconf today and want a very* energetic conference buddy, come say hi.

*I am relentlessly excited. Very American. I’m sorry. It’s completely ok to escape my joy if it’s too much.
A photo of Jess, so conference attendees can find her. She’s a tired looking white lady with long hair and a black mask.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Things are just getting started at #ffconf and I’m just so excited.
Remmy on stage with a mic at the Duke of York cinema, with the screen reading “Wrlcome, please have a seat” behind him
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Concerned that “finger” is apparently a normal and expected sweets shape in Spain
A pack of Fini brand sweets, labelled as cinema mix. The label shows a gummy bear, cherries and brightly coloured gummy fingers. Carrefour brand gummy mix. More fingers!
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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...why has AllTrails added AI slop summaries of trails with the warning that these might be nonsense?

I feel like the "needs this to safely navigate" market segment would hate this a lot?
A screenshot of text shown below an AI summary box reading: This summary is AI-generated from trail reviews and won’t always be perfect.
October 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Psst, hey, you wanna buy some…
A photo downwards, into a half unzipped hoodie. A small goblin face peers out from the depths of the hoodie. It’s a horrible little hairless cat, you probably shouldn’t buy one.
September 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Productivity hack:

Play with your cats during pomodoro breaks to create firm boundaries between focus blocks, enforced by SCREAMING
A horrible little tortoiseshell hairless cat, peeking out from under a blanket. She's about to start yelling.
August 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Headed up to the Seven Lakes and am absolutely dazzled by how beautiful Tajikistan is.
A deep blue lake, ringed by craggy mountains. A different lake, bright blue and shining in the sun. Eyelash lake, a squiggly, narrow lake ringed by mountains on both sides and a narrow, dusty trail to the right hand side of the water. Bright blue lake water with softer rolling hills and a small village in the distance.
July 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Really lovely night at the House of Commons for the @openuk.bsky.social AI report release.

Conversation was so interesting that the only photo I have is a selfie where @edent.tel yelled "now a duckface one" 🫠
Jess and Terence doing absurd duckface poses, holding wineglasses, wearing many security and namebadge lanyards on a terrace running along the river. The background features the London Eye Ferris wheel and polite professionals pretending not to notice how embarrassing we are
July 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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My most horrible cat is luxuriating in this heat like a monster.
A little grey and white hairless cat puddled into a sweaty little blob.
June 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Oh...Uhm...Gosh!
An electronics recycling locations guide for people living in the UK. There's a dropdown to select what items you have to recycle. The shown options for this portion of the list includes a digital clock, dildo, dishwasher, or domestic lightbulb as options. Dildo is highlighted by the user in this screenshot, for emphasis.
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Most Jess problem: ordered a Tajik national recipes cookbook from 1988 to combine my language learning, used books and cooking hyperfocuses without remembering that a soviet era Tajik cookbook is going to be in Russian, which I cannot read.
A faded teal hardback book with faded gold lettering, it reads "Tajikistan National Recipes" in cyrillic script, but it's written in Russian and not Tajik because Jess is an idiot. A page from the cookbook, showing a set of recipes in Russian alongside a small red illustration of a man sadly staring at a potato jumping out of a steaming pot.
April 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Osaka metro dropped a biblically accurate subway map to mirror the Osaka Expo mascot's "BE NOT AFRAID" energy
A metro station map of Osaka with many of the central stations being marked with mluticolour, fleshy blobs with eyes that make the map difficult to read. Horrible little mascot suited person with a blue body and a many-lobed prolapse-looking red-ringed mane around their face. The lobes have many eyes on them. The centre of their horrible face features a grinning mouth.
April 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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A special day, for those of us who hold Neil in our hearts all year
A tumblr quote reading "It's april 13 you know what that means, fetch me Neil" reposting a photo of a hairless rat playing a tiny toy piano. The subscript of the photo reads "Neil banging out the tunes, April13, 2006"
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Guillermo del Toro, 2017
A light green planter outside a London restaurant. The name of the restaurant is lettered neatly in gold. They named their restaurant “Sexy Fish”
March 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Cooked salmon in my air fryer for lunch and my cats have been screamingly reenacting the dance scene from Matrix reloaded.
A still of the dance scene from Matrix Reloaded. It shows a teeming wall of humans all moving together. Its placement in this post invites the viewer to imagine the scene but cast with horrible screaming cats, all sobbing as they huff the salmon-scented air.
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Got this deeply unsettling photo of my cat looking like she’s posting for a Marvel movie poster and I would like to go on record that it is unacceptable that cats have little human shaped hands under their fur.
A hairless cat just about to charge at something off camera. She’s sat in a little patch of sunlight of a green carpet and for unknowable reasons looks like she’s just dropped out of the sky to hand fist-first.
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Big man is all about this one carrot toy.
A grey and white hairless cat has thrown himself passionately on a light green rug. He has a small stuffed carrot toy wrapped in this arms and pulled under his head and chest to press it against his heart.
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Incomprehensible that sphinx cats are aggressively affectionate little clown babies while also looking like this.
A grubby-faced grey and white cow-spotted hairless cat looking at the camera with his horrible little face tipped to the side in an affectionate and quizzical manner. He's wrapped in a soft little grey blanket. He is immeasurably ugly.
February 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Just having a normal and chill time with free online courses

nc3rs.org.uk/3rs-resource...
A certificate showing that I, Jessica Rose, am certified as having completed Purdue University's rat tickling course.
February 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I have already determined that I would immediately fail this course if it had a practical element
A still from a course video showing a person about to pick up a soft looking rat. The text on the bottom admonishes the viewer to not stroke or pet rats.
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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How your email found me
A little orange hairless cat sleeping, fully wrapped in soft blankets, with only a little slice of innocent face exposed to the world.
February 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM