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Jess Rose
@jesslynnrose.bsky.social
A little intense about computers and languages.

She's sorry, but not as sorry as she should be.
May I please have £300k for this very Hobbit-coded 14th century watermill. It's a wildlife conservation area with otters and living here would fix me.

www.rightmove.co.uk/...
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Oh I got the yeah cat too!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Super normal and chill way to sit, little man. Very reassuring and not haunted at all.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Folks at #ffconf are posting cute pet photos so I thought I would break the streak and post my horrors.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If anyone is a first time conference attendee at #ffconf today and want a very* energetic conference buddy, come say hi.

*I am relentlessly excited. Very American. I’m sorry. It’s completely ok to escape my joy if it’s too much.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Things are just getting started at #ffconf and I’m just so excited.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Concerned that “finger” is apparently a normal and expected sweets shape in Spain
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
...why has AllTrails added AI slop summaries of trails with the warning that these might be nonsense?

I feel like the "needs this to safely navigate" market segment would hate this a lot?
October 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Psst, hey, you wanna buy some…
September 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Productivity hack:

Play with your cats during pomodoro breaks to create firm boundaries between focus blocks, enforced by SCREAMING
August 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Headed up to the Seven Lakes and am absolutely dazzled by how beautiful Tajikistan is.
July 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Really lovely night at the House of Commons for the @openuk.bsky.social AI report release.

Conversation was so interesting that the only photo I have is a selfie where @edent.tel yelled "now a duckface one" 🫠
July 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My most horrible cat is luxuriating in this heat like a monster.
June 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh...Uhm...Gosh!
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Most Jess problem: ordered a Tajik national recipes cookbook from 1988 to combine my language learning, used books and cooking hyperfocuses without remembering that a soviet era Tajik cookbook is going to be in Russian, which I cannot read.
April 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Osaka metro dropped a biblically accurate subway map to mirror the Osaka Expo mascot's "BE NOT AFRAID" energy
April 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A special day, for those of us who hold Neil in our hearts all year
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Guillermo del Toro, 2017
March 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Cooked salmon in my air fryer for lunch and my cats have been screamingly reenacting the dance scene from Matrix reloaded.
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Got this deeply unsettling photo of my cat looking like she’s posting for a Marvel movie poster and I would like to go on record that it is unacceptable that cats have little human shaped hands under their fur.
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Big man is all about this one carrot toy.
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Incomprehensible that sphinx cats are aggressively affectionate little clown babies while also looking like this.
February 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Just having a normal and chill time with free online courses

nc3rs.org.uk/3rs-resource...
February 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have already determined that I would immediately fail this course if it had a practical element
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How your email found me
February 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM