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who else is binge watching the new season of #you?? #joegoldberg
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i can’t wait for my cutie orange dress to come in that matches my cutie orange le creuset (thx to one of my besties) and then i can be cutie and make more bread and soup
March 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
this full moon has us messed up omg
January 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
brewery with little big man today
January 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD SHOW omg all the feels 🥰😭
started watching love next door and omg this is so cutieeeeee i love!!!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
AHHHHHHHHHH
January 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
baby’s first real snow!! he was literally born for this (and he knows it) 😭
January 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Don’t come in my house and ignore my cat. This his fuckin house
January 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
started watching love next door and omg this is so cutieeeeee i love!!!!
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
happy new year! i made some personal, pop culture, and music bingo cards to work through this year 🥀 lmk your thoughts
January 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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One of us! One of us!
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
i met a sweet couple in line for The Ganachery @ Disney Springs who were APs (keyholders?) from TN! we had such a great convo and they were kind enough to buy me a chocolate box 🥹🖤 i didn’t get their names but i believe the husband was William. if u see this - thank u again! 😭
December 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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MINDFRAME is out now
watch the circuits overload
December 13, 2024 at 6:54 AM
yall i don’t wanna w*rk i just wanna sit and talk about spotify wrapped w my friends o my phone all day and cuddle with my dog
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
happy spotify wrapped day!!!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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People making music with AI suck
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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A spring morning breakfast 🥞🌷✨
April 9, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
the restaurant we worked at in college (and where we met) now has a baltimore location and we are eating here for lunch and it just feels so special and lovely 🥹 i’m so lucky to have tyler
November 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
today we are going to one of my fav plant shops here and making dried floral bouquets in small pumpkins and squashes as a lil date <3
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Elon musk just suggested that everyone on this app is a pedophile, which is kinda weird because he bought twitter and made it a safe place for pedophilia, then used the site to help a pedophile conman become the next potus
so i guess it reminded me to check in on this better app and say hi luv yall!
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
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I am so tired of the miscommunication trope being the entire driving force behind the conflict of a book. If the whole trouble could have been resolved with one adult conversion, I just can't. #romancelandia #BookSky
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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My favorite comparison when people harp on the repetitiveness of romance novels or holiday movies or whatever is to ask why they would watch a sporting event more than once. “I thought you’d already seen one, though? Aren’t they all mostly the same? Doesn’t it just get boring for you after awhile?”
Yes, internet person. You are the first person to quip about the similarities you have noticed among Hallmark movies. You definitely made quite a discovery there.

Please stuff a candy cane in your mouth, just for a little while.
November 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM