Jessica Liese
@jessliese.bsky.social
Television enthusiast / #RHAP podcaster ( #AmazingRace, #WalkingDead, etc.) / writer of some sort. All opinions are my own and usually facetious. #þettareddast
Let it be known that I’ll be happy to recap “America’s Culinary Cup” through gritted teeth and in the most passive-aggressive way possible this spring while we’re all SUPPOSED to be watching #AmazingRace
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Let it be known that I’ll be happy to recap “America’s Culinary Cup” through gritted teeth and in the most passive-aggressive way possible this spring while we’re all SUPPOSED to be watching #AmazingRace
Is there any better metaphor for late-stage capitalism than #Survivor starving the contestants so they go apeshit over a “reward” that’s basically leftovers from the craft services table?
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is there any better metaphor for late-stage capitalism than #Survivor starving the contestants so they go apeshit over a “reward” that’s basically leftovers from the craft services table?
My fourth-grader’s watching #TheTraitors. Three episodes in and he’s already stanning Cirie, so I know I raised him right.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My fourth-grader’s watching #TheTraitors. Three episodes in and he’s already stanning Cirie, so I know I raised him right.
I get way too into twinning with my #PokemonGo buddy.
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I get way too into twinning with my #PokemonGo buddy.
The sausage task is proof that everybody on #AmazingRace is more mature than I am.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The sausage task is proof that everybody on #AmazingRace is more mature than I am.
I know to expect @amikebloomtype.bsky.social to show up to the pod in a chicken suit, but I’m definitely holding out hope that he’ll come in dressed as eight-headed King Michael. #AmazingRace
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I know to expect @amikebloomtype.bsky.social to show up to the pod in a chicken suit, but I’m definitely holding out hope that he’ll come in dressed as eight-headed King Michael. #AmazingRace
I mean this with all the affection in my heart: this week’s pun-infested, corporate-sponsored, Chamber-of-Commerce-feeling #AmazingRace leg had real Amazing Race Canada energy.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I mean this with all the affection in my heart: this week’s pun-infested, corporate-sponsored, Chamber-of-Commerce-feeling #AmazingRace leg had real Amazing Race Canada energy.
Me when they started playing the Daryl Dixon torture music on #SquidGameTheChallenge:
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November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me when they started playing the Daryl Dixon torture music on #SquidGameTheChallenge:
To honor the deceased, here is a joke that was very funny in 2000:
Q: Why did Al Gore get his nipple pierced?
A: Because he heard George W. Bush had a Dick Cheney.
Q: Why did Al Gore get his nipple pierced?
A: Because he heard George W. Bush had a Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
To honor the deceased, here is a joke that was very funny in 2000:
Q: Why did Al Gore get his nipple pierced?
A: Because he heard George W. Bush had a Dick Cheney.
Q: Why did Al Gore get his nipple pierced?
A: Because he heard George W. Bush had a Dick Cheney.
True story, I ran into character actor Dylan Baker at the No Kings protest and I said nothing specific about his work despite being a huge fan, because I thought it would be weird to tell him how much I loved the 2007 drama series “Drive” which lasted 6 episodes (4 made it to air).
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
True story, I ran into character actor Dylan Baker at the No Kings protest and I said nothing specific about his work despite being a huge fan, because I thought it would be weird to tell him how much I loved the 2007 drama series “Drive” which lasted 6 episodes (4 made it to air).
Maybe this is just me but if I were on tv and someone told me a podcast was talking shit about me, I’d probably go listen to it to see what was said before going nuclear?
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November 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Maybe this is just me but if I were on tv and someone told me a podcast was talking shit about me, I’d probably go listen to it to see what was said before going nuclear?
9yo, seeing Cirie on #TheTraitors talking about playing #Survivor many times: Is she the best player never to win Survivor?
Me, knowing what side my bread is buttered on: Second best.
9yo: who’s the best?
Me: @robcesternino.bsky.social.
9yo: Oh, Boston Rob?
Me: I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
Me, knowing what side my bread is buttered on: Second best.
9yo: who’s the best?
Me: @robcesternino.bsky.social.
9yo: Oh, Boston Rob?
Me: I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
9yo, seeing Cirie on #TheTraitors talking about playing #Survivor many times: Is she the best player never to win Survivor?
Me, knowing what side my bread is buttered on: Second best.
9yo: who’s the best?
Me: @robcesternino.bsky.social.
9yo: Oh, Boston Rob?
Me: I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
Me, knowing what side my bread is buttered on: Second best.
9yo: who’s the best?
Me: @robcesternino.bsky.social.
9yo: Oh, Boston Rob?
Me: I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
Introducing my nine-year-old to #TheTraitors so he can be ready for the way I won’t be able to talk about anything else when season 4 drops.
His first impression: “oh, it’s Among Us, basically.”
His first impression: “oh, it’s Among Us, basically.”
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Introducing my nine-year-old to #TheTraitors so he can be ready for the way I won’t be able to talk about anything else when season 4 drops.
His first impression: “oh, it’s Among Us, basically.”
His first impression: “oh, it’s Among Us, basically.”
Talking about Sophi and Other Sophie on #Survivor is invoking perhaps the most niche reference I’ve ever made (what can I say; I have a tween):
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Talking about Sophi and Other Sophie on #Survivor is invoking perhaps the most niche reference I’ve ever made (what can I say; I have a tween):
The new hire at my office is familiar with RHAP. First time in 8 years of working here that my extracurriculars have impressed someone. FINALLY.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The new hire at my office is familiar with RHAP. First time in 8 years of working here that my extracurriculars have impressed someone. FINALLY.
Some nights the only thing you can do for dinner is make Ruth Reichl’s garlic spinach gratin recipe.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some nights the only thing you can do for dinner is make Ruth Reichl’s garlic spinach gratin recipe.
Jawan and Jason say they’re big nerds but their favorite Pokémon are all unevolved starters from the first few generations... #Survivor
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October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jawan and Jason say they’re big nerds but their favorite Pokémon are all unevolved starters from the first few generations... #Survivor
Natalie’s “it needs to lay flat” is giving this. #AmazingRace
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Natalie’s “it needs to lay flat” is giving this. #AmazingRace
“When you’re assembling something, usually things slide into place. And if you’re forcing things into place, then they’re probably not correct.” -Kyland, 2025
“If you’re trying to force it and it doesn’t fit, it probably doesn’t belong there.” -Jeff Probst, 2013
#AmazingRace
“If you’re trying to force it and it doesn’t fit, it probably doesn’t belong there.” -Jeff Probst, 2013
#AmazingRace
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“When you’re assembling something, usually things slide into place. And if you’re forcing things into place, then they’re probably not correct.” -Kyland, 2025
“If you’re trying to force it and it doesn’t fit, it probably doesn’t belong there.” -Jeff Probst, 2013
#AmazingRace
“If you’re trying to force it and it doesn’t fit, it probably doesn’t belong there.” -Jeff Probst, 2013
#AmazingRace
Jon Montgomery is probably sad he didn’t get to demo this Roadblock. #AmazingRace
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Jon Montgomery is probably sad he didn’t get to demo this Roadblock. #AmazingRace
Who had the best week on #AmazingRace? Well, that was clearly the best day of that cat’s entire life, for one. #somuchfish
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Who had the best week on #AmazingRace? Well, that was clearly the best day of that cat’s entire life, for one. #somuchfish
To be abundantly clear, it’s only okay to make this because Jake ended up being okay. But this little guy inspired me for some reason. #Survivor
October 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
To be abundantly clear, it’s only okay to make this because Jake ended up being okay. But this little guy inspired me for some reason. #Survivor
Nobody parties like #RHAP fans. Seriously, y’all are the greatest and it’s an honor and a Gervase to be a contributor on this incredible network for these amazing listeners.
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Nobody parties like #RHAP fans. Seriously, y’all are the greatest and it’s an honor and a Gervase to be a contributor on this incredible network for these amazing listeners.
Kalish and Zed were watching the Yankee game during breaks. I wonder if I should be doing the same with Amazing Race…
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kalish and Zed were watching the Yankee game during breaks. I wonder if I should be doing the same with Amazing Race…