Jessica Liese
@jessliese.bsky.social
Television enthusiast / #RHAP podcaster ( #AmazingRace, #WalkingDead, etc.) / writer of some sort. All opinions are my own and usually facetious. #þettareddast
Anyone can brag about catching a perfect Pokemon but I’ve caught far fewer absolute zero boys, which makes them extra special. He’s so pathetic. I love him. #pokemongo
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Anyone can brag about catching a perfect Pokemon but I’ve caught far fewer absolute zero boys, which makes them extra special. He’s so pathetic. I love him. #pokemongo
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"on a craft level, it's incredible on a reality-tv-fan-level, even more so" - I WANT IT ON THE JACKET, THANK YOU JESSICA.
Not surprised this is in here. AM surprised it took 47 pages. @stephenfishbach.bsky.social (and by the way, if y’all haven’t picked up “Escape!” yet, what are you waiting for? On a craft level, it’s incredible. On a reality-tv-fan level, even more so.)
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"on a craft level, it's incredible on a reality-tv-fan-level, even more so" - I WANT IT ON THE JACKET, THANK YOU JESSICA.
Not surprised this is in here. AM surprised it took 47 pages. @stephenfishbach.bsky.social (and by the way, if y’all haven’t picked up “Escape!” yet, what are you waiting for? On a craft level, it’s incredible. On a reality-tv-fan level, even more so.)
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Not surprised this is in here. AM surprised it took 47 pages. @stephenfishbach.bsky.social (and by the way, if y’all haven’t picked up “Escape!” yet, what are you waiting for? On a craft level, it’s incredible. On a reality-tv-fan level, even more so.)
Kiddo and I played a round of Mario Kart in “Oops All Blue Shells” mode and I highly recommend it.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Kiddo and I played a round of Mario Kart in “Oops All Blue Shells” mode and I highly recommend it.
So I’m at @stephenfishbach.bsky.social’s signing and the number of people who have sort of squinted at me trying to place me, but have ultimately concluded I am nobody, is larger than I thought it would be. As long as I don’t speak, I’m anonymous. This is the best kind of fame. #RHAP
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
So I’m at @stephenfishbach.bsky.social’s signing and the number of people who have sort of squinted at me trying to place me, but have ultimately concluded I am nobody, is larger than I thought it would be. As long as I don’t speak, I’m anonymous. This is the best kind of fame. #RHAP
9yo: MOM. 6-7 is over now. I’m not going to tell you the new number.
Me: …
9yo: the new number is 6-9.
Me: that’s inappropriate.
9yo: but it’s funny! The number is the same upside down!
Me: put a pin in this. In 5 years, recall this conversation & take a photo. I’ll want to see your face.
Me: …
9yo: the new number is 6-9.
Me: that’s inappropriate.
9yo: but it’s funny! The number is the same upside down!
Me: put a pin in this. In 5 years, recall this conversation & take a photo. I’ll want to see your face.
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 AM
9yo: MOM. 6-7 is over now. I’m not going to tell you the new number.
Me: …
9yo: the new number is 6-9.
Me: that’s inappropriate.
9yo: but it’s funny! The number is the same upside down!
Me: put a pin in this. In 5 years, recall this conversation & take a photo. I’ll want to see your face.
Me: …
9yo: the new number is 6-9.
Me: that’s inappropriate.
9yo: but it’s funny! The number is the same upside down!
Me: put a pin in this. In 5 years, recall this conversation & take a photo. I’ll want to see your face.
Best thing overheard at my kid’s D&D game today: “are half-dwarf/half-orcs called ‘dorks’?”
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Best thing overheard at my kid’s D&D game today: “are half-dwarf/half-orcs called ‘dorks’?”
Two observations about this week’s episodes of #TheTraitors (since I rejoined the bandwagon after finding out that the criteria I set for resuming it has been fulfilled):
1. Sweater vests should always be worn with shirts.
2. Overalls should always be worn with shirts.
1. Sweater vests should always be worn with shirts.
2. Overalls should always be worn with shirts.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Two observations about this week’s episodes of #TheTraitors (since I rejoined the bandwagon after finding out that the criteria I set for resuming it has been fulfilled):
1. Sweater vests should always be worn with shirts.
2. Overalls should always be worn with shirts.
1. Sweater vests should always be worn with shirts.
2. Overalls should always be worn with shirts.
I just did the Wednesday NYT crossword and friends, I CACKLED. It’s so dumb. And so good. I take my tiny doses of joy wherever I can get them these days.
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I just did the Wednesday NYT crossword and friends, I CACKLED. It’s so dumb. And so good. I take my tiny doses of joy wherever I can get them these days.
I’m out on #TheTraitorsUS now obvs, but if they eliminate a certain bootlicker who sucks all the oxygen out of every room he’s in, I may dip back in later on.
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I’m out on #TheTraitorsUS now obvs, but if they eliminate a certain bootlicker who sucks all the oxygen out of every room he’s in, I may dip back in later on.
Speaking of things I’ve waited months to stream that were not what I was hoping for: “People We Meet on Vacation”.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Speaking of things I’ve waited months to stream that were not what I was hoping for: “People We Meet on Vacation”.
Regardless of how it shook out, there’s one thing about #TheTraitorsUS that will still make it a highlight of 2026: the look on @robcesternino.bsky.social’s face in this scene. He’s cheesing so hard, so excited to be there, and the smile does not leave his face the entire time. Love it for him.
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Regardless of how it shook out, there’s one thing about #TheTraitorsUS that will still make it a highlight of 2026: the look on @robcesternino.bsky.social’s face in this scene. He’s cheesing so hard, so excited to be there, and the smile does not leave his face the entire time. Love it for him.
“Jess, how is it going to be for you to watch the rest of this season of #TheTraitorsUS?”
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
“Jess, how is it going to be for you to watch the rest of this season of #TheTraitorsUS?”
Well, goodnight, folks. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Well, goodnight, folks. #TheTraitorsUS
Mama Kelce has a strong glasses game. And you all know I love a strong glasses game. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Mama Kelce has a strong glasses game. And you all know I love a strong glasses game. #TheTraitorsUS
SO HELP ME I WILL CANCEL PEACOCK #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
SO HELP ME I WILL CANCEL PEACOCK #TheTraitorsUS
Someone call Merriam-Webster, it’s January 8th and already we have a strong contender for word of the year in “kitchuation.” #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Someone call Merriam-Webster, it’s January 8th and already we have a strong contender for word of the year in “kitchuation.” #TheTraitorsUS
Alan is really giving Prue Leith with this graveyard-challenge look. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Alan is really giving Prue Leith with this graveyard-challenge look. #TheTraitors
So do we call Other Rob “the Rob that doesn’t suck” or “the Rob that sucks even more”? #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
So do we call Other Rob “the Rob that doesn’t suck” or “the Rob that sucks even more”? #TheTraitorsUS
GET ME A GIF OF ROB SAYING “so fucking hard” RIGHT NOW #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
GET ME A GIF OF ROB SAYING “so fucking hard” RIGHT NOW #TheTraitorsUS
Anderson Cooper walked so Alan Cumming could run. #TheTraitorsUS #MolePatrol
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Anderson Cooper walked so Alan Cumming could run. #TheTraitorsUS #MolePatrol
I don’t know whose smile is bigger, @robcesternino.bsky.social on #TheTraitorsUS or me because Rob is back on my television for the first time in two decades.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I don’t know whose smile is bigger, @robcesternino.bsky.social on #TheTraitorsUS or me because Rob is back on my television for the first time in two decades.
My kid just handed his father an empty glass and asked for a “milky refillky” and I’m pretty sure that’s the best thing I’m gonna hear all day.
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My kid just handed his father an empty glass and asked for a “milky refillky” and I’m pretty sure that’s the best thing I’m gonna hear all day.
Staying in a house with a wood stove and my spouse has spent the past half hour hauling in firewood, and I quite dearly want to call him the junior deputy firewood bitch, but that is definitely a reference he will not get. #Survivor
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Staying in a house with a wood stove and my spouse has spent the past half hour hauling in firewood, and I quite dearly want to call him the junior deputy firewood bitch, but that is definitely a reference he will not get. #Survivor