Jessica Lemmons
@jesslemmons.bsky.social
She/Her. Writer. Fiber artist. Sometime actor. Snack bitch to tiny humans.
Just a baby giant and her toys.
March 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just a baby giant and her toys.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
These two. Always seated next to each other, playing together but separately.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
These two. Always seated next to each other, playing together but separately.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
My daughter took scissors to her hair last night, and I mean she cut a GIANT chunk out of her hair, but somehow in the light of day she’s just up and turned herself into a junior Farrah Fawcett, and sweet jeebus there is no convincing me that she’s not one of the fae, the evidence is overwhelming.
February 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My daughter took scissors to her hair last night, and I mean she cut a GIANT chunk out of her hair, but somehow in the light of day she’s just up and turned herself into a junior Farrah Fawcett, and sweet jeebus there is no convincing me that she’s not one of the fae, the evidence is overwhelming.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER: DON’T BE AN ASS TO PROPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU IN THE COMMENTS, K?
REMEMBER: DON’T BE AN ASS TO PROPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU IN THE COMMENTS, K?
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER: DON’T BE AN ASS TO PROPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU IN THE COMMENTS, K?
REMEMBER: DON’T BE AN ASS TO PROPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU IN THE COMMENTS, K?
My theatre group has a silly tradition where they announce the beginning of the next show by using my butt.
It seemed like the world in general could use some silliness right now, so. Here you go.
It seemed like the world in general could use some silliness right now, so. Here you go.
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My theatre group has a silly tradition where they announce the beginning of the next show by using my butt.
It seemed like the world in general could use some silliness right now, so. Here you go.
It seemed like the world in general could use some silliness right now, so. Here you go.
My husband is a stay-at-home-dad now, and one of the only pitfalls is that he actually monitors my coffee intake (which is good, I HAVE A PROBLEM); but then the kids were home multiple days for the weather, and he quietly stopped doing that, because he is wise.
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My husband is a stay-at-home-dad now, and one of the only pitfalls is that he actually monitors my coffee intake (which is good, I HAVE A PROBLEM); but then the kids were home multiple days for the weather, and he quietly stopped doing that, because he is wise.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
MY ONE RULE IS TO NOT BE AN ARSE IN THE COMMENTS. FOLLOW IT, M’KAY?
MY ONE RULE IS TO NOT BE AN ARSE IN THE COMMENTS. FOLLOW IT, M’KAY?
January 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
MY ONE RULE IS TO NOT BE AN ARSE IN THE COMMENTS. FOLLOW IT, M’KAY?
MY ONE RULE IS TO NOT BE AN ARSE IN THE COMMENTS. FOLLOW IT, M’KAY?
I had to bathe Miss Valkyrie for the first time last night (there was a 💩 incident), and boy was she not a fan.
Seeing her appear to lose half her body mass due to her fluff being soaked was freaking adorable though.
Seeing her appear to lose half her body mass due to her fluff being soaked was freaking adorable though.
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I had to bathe Miss Valkyrie for the first time last night (there was a 💩 incident), and boy was she not a fan.
Seeing her appear to lose half her body mass due to her fluff being soaked was freaking adorable though.
Seeing her appear to lose half her body mass due to her fluff being soaked was freaking adorable though.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
MY ONE RULE: DON’T BE A TWAT TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF THESE BEFORE MONDAY, AND I AM NOT DOING GREAT ABOUT IT.
#ShoutyThursday
MY ONE RULE: DON’T BE A TWAT TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF THESE BEFORE MONDAY, AND I AM NOT DOING GREAT ABOUT IT.
#ShoutyThursday
January 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
MY ONE RULE: DON’T BE A TWAT TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF THESE BEFORE MONDAY, AND I AM NOT DOING GREAT ABOUT IT.
#ShoutyThursday
MY ONE RULE: DON’T BE A TWAT TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF THESE BEFORE MONDAY, AND I AM NOT DOING GREAT ABOUT IT.
#ShoutyThursday
Important update: her ears are on her legs. #OurValkyrie
January 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Important update: her ears are on her legs. #OurValkyrie
When it was easy to slide under the ottoman 2 days ago, but now you’re bigger and need help aborting the mission…
I call her “baby giant” for a reason😂 She’s not going to be a small dog. #OurValkyrie
I call her “baby giant” for a reason😂 She’s not going to be a small dog. #OurValkyrie
January 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When it was easy to slide under the ottoman 2 days ago, but now you’re bigger and need help aborting the mission…
I call her “baby giant” for a reason😂 She’s not going to be a small dog. #OurValkyrie
I call her “baby giant” for a reason😂 She’s not going to be a small dog. #OurValkyrie
Downside: I’m not allowed to move.
Upside: I need to stay at my desk and get work done anyway, now I’m just doing it for her.
Upside: I need to stay at my desk and get work done anyway, now I’m just doing it for her.
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Downside: I’m not allowed to move.
Upside: I need to stay at my desk and get work done anyway, now I’m just doing it for her.
Upside: I need to stay at my desk and get work done anyway, now I’m just doing it for her.
Timeline cleanse.
January 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Timeline cleanse.
Yeesh.
Here, have a puppy picture.
Here, have a puppy picture.
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yeesh.
Here, have a puppy picture.
Here, have a puppy picture.
Ok, Brazos Valley. The Hippie (my hubby) preemptively moved a (now) grumpy 70+ lbs tortoise to our garage, so.
If we don’t have freezing rain tomorrow, you know who to thank. #GulliverTheTortoise
If we don’t have freezing rain tomorrow, you know who to thank. #GulliverTheTortoise
January 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ok, Brazos Valley. The Hippie (my hubby) preemptively moved a (now) grumpy 70+ lbs tortoise to our garage, so.
If we don’t have freezing rain tomorrow, you know who to thank. #GulliverTheTortoise
If we don’t have freezing rain tomorrow, you know who to thank. #GulliverTheTortoise
I know the world is on fire and fascism is propping up its feet and settling in for a long winter…
But look at this perfect angel baby.
But look at this perfect angel baby.
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I know the world is on fire and fascism is propping up its feet and settling in for a long winter…
But look at this perfect angel baby.
But look at this perfect angel baby.
Worried about political attention at family Christmas?
Never fear, Non-Partisan UNO is here!
That’s right folks, now you and your family can safely avoid any political arguments during game night on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the fine people at Mattel.
Never fear, Non-Partisan UNO is here!
That’s right folks, now you and your family can safely avoid any political arguments during game night on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the fine people at Mattel.
December 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Worried about political attention at family Christmas?
Never fear, Non-Partisan UNO is here!
That’s right folks, now you and your family can safely avoid any political arguments during game night on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the fine people at Mattel.
Never fear, Non-Partisan UNO is here!
That’s right folks, now you and your family can safely avoid any political arguments during game night on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the fine people at Mattel.
…sounds like a plan to meeeeeeee
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
…sounds like a plan to meeeeeeee
I made art.
Yay art.
Yay art.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I made art.
Yay art.
Yay art.
Solving the problem of a corrupt healthcare system with gun violence is about as American as it gets.
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Solving the problem of a corrupt healthcare system with gun violence is about as American as it gets.