Jessica Lemmons
@jesslemmons.bsky.social
She/Her. Writer. Fiber artist. Sometime actor. Snack bitch to tiny humans.
Just a baby giant and her toys.
March 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just a baby giant and her toys.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE, AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
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Elon Musk’s staffers have been granted access to a sensitive child support database by the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). The data access was approved by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., despite resistance from career employees within the department. Sorry, we tried…
March 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Elon Musk’s staffers have been granted access to a sensitive child support database by the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). The data access was approved by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., despite resistance from career employees within the department. Sorry, we tried…
I read “How To Keep House While Drowning” and I loved it, but I need “How To Keep House While Society Collapses Around You As People Tell You You’re Being Dramatic And To Get Over It.”
Anyone got a pub date for that one?
Anyone got a pub date for that one?
March 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I read “How To Keep House While Drowning” and I loved it, but I need “How To Keep House While Society Collapses Around You As People Tell You You’re Being Dramatic And To Get Over It.”
Anyone got a pub date for that one?
Anyone got a pub date for that one?
You can dissociate and think instead about the Muppets putting on a full production of Les Misérables anytime you want.
No one can stop you.
No one can stop you.
March 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can dissociate and think instead about the Muppets putting on a full production of Les Misérables anytime you want.
No one can stop you.
No one can stop you.
I’m just a blue dot in Texas, staring at the approaching tornado season, and bracing myself to hear that we deserve any destruction and devastation that comes our way because we didn’t work hard enough to flip a ridiculously gerrymandered and voter suppressed state blue.
March 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m just a blue dot in Texas, staring at the approaching tornado season, and bracing myself to hear that we deserve any destruction and devastation that comes our way because we didn’t work hard enough to flip a ridiculously gerrymandered and voter suppressed state blue.
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Republican reps all across the nation are RUNNING when asked about Elon slashing veterans benefits! KEEP CALLING THEM OUT!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Republican reps all across the nation are RUNNING when asked about Elon slashing veterans benefits! KEEP CALLING THEM OUT!!!!
These two. Always seated next to each other, playing together but separately.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
These two. Always seated next to each other, playing together but separately.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
This? This kind of joy is worth fighting for.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
JUST MAKE SIRE YOU FOLLOW THE RULE AND AREN’T MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
Reposted by Jessica Lemmons
Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project
www.thetrevorproject.org
www.thetrevorproject.org
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project
www.thetrevorproject.org
www.thetrevorproject.org
Casual reminder: should you find yourself in a position where you’re being detained and someone is trying to access your phone without your consent, a fingerprint ID and facial recognition are much easier to force than a passcode.
February 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Casual reminder: should you find yourself in a position where you’re being detained and someone is trying to access your phone without your consent, a fingerprint ID and facial recognition are much easier to force than a passcode.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY RULE: DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
“Hey, I just found some cans of sweetened condensed milk. Want me to make dulce de leche?”
Being partnered to a semi-retired chef who’s really bad at being still is the best thing to ever happen to my life.
Being partnered to a semi-retired chef who’s really bad at being still is the best thing to ever happen to my life.
February 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Hey, I just found some cans of sweetened condensed milk. Want me to make dulce de leche?”
Being partnered to a semi-retired chef who’s really bad at being still is the best thing to ever happen to my life.
Being partnered to a semi-retired chef who’s really bad at being still is the best thing to ever happen to my life.
Things are distinctly Not Great, and it’s ok if you’re feeling a lot of scared and sad feelings about the Not Great of it all.
However.
We can’t survive on angst.
Because if anxiety wins, then I stop fighting for a better world; and I have children. That simply isn’t an option for me.
However.
We can’t survive on angst.
Because if anxiety wins, then I stop fighting for a better world; and I have children. That simply isn’t an option for me.
On surviving the doom cloud.
Or "what I'm focusing on outside of the horrors"
open.substack.com
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Things are distinctly Not Great, and it’s ok if you’re feeling a lot of scared and sad feelings about the Not Great of it all.
However.
We can’t survive on angst.
Because if anxiety wins, then I stop fighting for a better world; and I have children. That simply isn’t an option for me.
However.
We can’t survive on angst.
Because if anxiety wins, then I stop fighting for a better world; and I have children. That simply isn’t an option for me.
Reposted by Jessica Lemmons
Kash Patel wouldn't be cleared to be AN INTERN at the FBI. We need to keep lighting up the phone lines and filling up their inboxes. Let's go actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Tell your Senators: Oppose Trump's dangerous pick of Kash Patel for FBI Director
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kash Patel wouldn't be cleared to be AN INTERN at the FBI. We need to keep lighting up the phone lines and filling up their inboxes. Let's go actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
My daughter took scissors to her hair last night, and I mean she cut a GIANT chunk out of her hair, but somehow in the light of day she’s just up and turned herself into a junior Farrah Fawcett, and sweet jeebus there is no convincing me that she’s not one of the fae, the evidence is overwhelming.
February 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My daughter took scissors to her hair last night, and I mean she cut a GIANT chunk out of her hair, but somehow in the light of day she’s just up and turned herself into a junior Farrah Fawcett, and sweet jeebus there is no convincing me that she’s not one of the fae, the evidence is overwhelming.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS SHOUTING.
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER MY ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN HERE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
I’m seeing a lot of people talking about boycotting PBS and DID YOU PEOPLE NOT PAY ATTENTION DURING PLEDGE DRIVES?!?!
They need you more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/jessical...
They need you more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/jessical...
So you're mad that PBS has closed their DEI office.
Or "why pulling your monthly donation is a TERRIBLE idea"
open.substack.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m seeing a lot of people talking about boycotting PBS and DID YOU PEOPLE NOT PAY ATTENTION DURING PLEDGE DRIVES?!?!
They need you more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/jessical...
They need you more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/jessical...
We sure did go from zero air traffic fatalities to not at all zero air traffic fatalities in a very short span of time.
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We sure did go from zero air traffic fatalities to not at all zero air traffic fatalities in a very short span of time.
Today is a great day to remember that art is political.
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today is a great day to remember that art is political.
🎶Joy Pockets🎶 because you can’t exist on a steady diet of suck.
Self-deletion rates are down in Native American communities in New Mexico!
The Episcopal Church has fully divested itself of fossil fuel!
Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs!
And more!
Self-deletion rates are down in Native American communities in New Mexico!
The Episcopal Church has fully divested itself of fossil fuel!
Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs!
And more!
🎶Joy Pockets🎶
Because no one can exist on a steady diet of suck.
open.substack.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
🎶Joy Pockets🎶 because you can’t exist on a steady diet of suck.
Self-deletion rates are down in Native American communities in New Mexico!
The Episcopal Church has fully divested itself of fossil fuel!
Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs!
And more!
Self-deletion rates are down in Native American communities in New Mexico!
The Episcopal Church has fully divested itself of fossil fuel!
Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs!
And more!
Reposted by Jessica Lemmons
The recently pardoned January 6ers are gearing up to run for office.
Yes, we are serious.
Now is the time to stop them. www.welcomestack.org/p/insurrecti...
Yes, we are serious.
Now is the time to stop them. www.welcomestack.org/p/insurrecti...
Insurrectionists Plot Runs For Office
We need a pro-democracy countermobilization
www.welcomestack.org
February 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The recently pardoned January 6ers are gearing up to run for office.
Yes, we are serious.
Now is the time to stop them. www.welcomestack.org/p/insurrecti...
Yes, we are serious.
Now is the time to stop them. www.welcomestack.org/p/insurrecti...
So the other side of porn being banned is that when something is made illegal, the regulations that were in place to make sure that thing is done safely go poof.
With porn in particular, those regulations are what keep children safe.
With porn in particular, those regulations are what keep children safe.
So they're trying to ban smut in Oklahoma: part 2
Here's the what I didn't tell you before.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So the other side of porn being banned is that when something is made illegal, the regulations that were in place to make sure that thing is done safely go poof.
With porn in particular, those regulations are what keep children safe.
With porn in particular, those regulations are what keep children safe.
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
February 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY. HIT CAPS LOCK AND SHOUT YOUR SHOUTS.
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
REMEMBER THE ONE RULE AND DON’T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T HURT YOU, K?
Hey, uh, not for nothing, but if you purchase Scrivener to use for writing purposes? You own it henceforth. No license renewals, no need for internet access to be able to draft, no link to a cloud where someone else can access your content✌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hey, uh, not for nothing, but if you purchase Scrivener to use for writing purposes? You own it henceforth. No license renewals, no need for internet access to be able to draft, no link to a cloud where someone else can access your content✌🏼