"The only way to get smokers to quit is to join them on their smoke breaks"

For someone who was trumpeted by the headlines to have won an unmitigated victory in her original suit, she sure is filing for a bunch of consolation prizes

Sorry, the sarcasm didn’t translate on the screen the way it did in my head. Was trying to point out the obvious fact that most other self-respecting nations have some form of universal healthcare, and the only thing Cuban is really asking us to worry about is the insurance companies biz model

Tell me, perchance were any Etsy witches involved in the making of these?

It strikes me that he is likely rotting his brain on his own supply like some cartel kingpin

Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!

We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)

Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.

He does have a point though. It's really hard to offer universal health care to citizens unless you are a developed nation. I mean, where would you even start?

Another example I love:

Letter below is by surgical oncologist and professor Dr. Michael Baum about how a character explaining chaos theory in a Tom Stoppard play sparked an expansion in his understanding of breast cancer, leading to exploration of adjuvant therapy that protects distant organs.

Think she’s onto something

Do you swim laps in there before you finish drinking it?

What a lovely project ♥️