“No one actually likes him. They just hate the other guy. That’s the whole premise of Hinge. If you see enough men holding fish, you settle.” Oh my god, you don’t know my life!!

What a fabulous idea.

He gives me long anxiety.

Oh my goooodddd. I’m surprised they didn’t hand out prescriptions for cheating- much cheaper than HRT and a favorite pastime of so many in this administration

The bar was so low that I’m just grateful no one said anything about menopausal brains eating themselves (yet)

I have so many friends who are furloughed and suffering AND STILL ENCOURAGING THEIR SENATORS TO HOLD THE LINE. None of us win if the Dems cave.

From your lips to Ocean county’s ears!!!

“Strong views on trans issues” as if that’s something other than “trans people deserve to live without discrimination or threats of violence.”

Hey women, get in here- I’ve got a list of things I’d love us to destroy next.

Anxiety, losing words, getting songs stuck in my head, Alice in wonderland syndrome.

I take it back!! Get in, Richy!!

And what a goal it was. Just a perfect pass and header in. Don’t even care about the yellow for his shirt. Take that celly!! #coys

I’ve been getting questions about why I don’t use it, especially for work, as if that makes me less productive or intelligent?? When in reality, the environmental impact is devastating and I also just…like writing my own stuff.

Richy needs some therapy and a nice vacation (and some goals).