Jessie Losch
@jessielosch.bsky.social
MPH. Single mom by choice, caffeine-relier-oner, fútbol watcher, vegan stress baker. Mostly yelling about abortion access. I want to pet your dog She/her/ella 🇺🇾💚
Please may I offer some of the incredible babies at the Mt Purrnon cat cafe (all up for adoption, all perfect):
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Please may I offer some of the incredible babies at the Mt Purrnon cat cafe (all up for adoption, all perfect):
Dogs are the very best people. I miss mine every day, he was my best friend- and longest relationship!
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dogs are the very best people. I miss mine every day, he was my best friend- and longest relationship!
I took great pride in burning this one, back in the day!
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I took great pride in burning this one, back in the day!
My father fled a military dictatorship. He got his citizenship when I was in high school. Every time he votes, we’re reminded all over again just how fragile a privilege our voting rights are.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My father fled a military dictatorship. He got his citizenship when I was in high school. Every time he votes, we’re reminded all over again just how fragile a privilege our voting rights are.
I PET THIS PUPPY! Her name is Clover, she’s three months old, she has puppy breath and floppy ears and she and her litter mates are available for adoption from the San Antonio Humane Society.
Guys. PUPPY BREATH.
Guys. PUPPY BREATH.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I PET THIS PUPPY! Her name is Clover, she’s three months old, she has puppy breath and floppy ears and she and her litter mates are available for adoption from the San Antonio Humane Society.
Guys. PUPPY BREATH.
Guys. PUPPY BREATH.
IT IS ALL POLITICS, MOTHERFUCKERS (I yell in a perpetual silent scream)
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
IT IS ALL POLITICS, MOTHERFUCKERS (I yell in a perpetual silent scream)
I had a baby the day before the last No Kings protest. Today, she’s suited up and ready to protest with me.
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I had a baby the day before the last No Kings protest. Today, she’s suited up and ready to protest with me.
Look, I found the New York Young Republicans’ meeting space:
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Look, I found the New York Young Republicans’ meeting space:
Wait wait I got another one!
When you can’t afford your midfielder from Temu, you order one from:
When you can’t afford your midfielder from Temu, you order one from:
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wait wait I got another one!
When you can’t afford your midfielder from Temu, you order one from:
When you can’t afford your midfielder from Temu, you order one from:
There are only two genders (World Cup qualifier version):
October 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There are only two genders (World Cup qualifier version):
For my NJ friends- take action with @maketheroadnj.bsky.social on Monday. #NoBusinessWithICE
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
For my NJ friends- take action with @maketheroadnj.bsky.social on Monday. #NoBusinessWithICE
So @washingtonpost.com is platforming Linda McMahon and RFK, Jr? Cool. That’s so very cool. Not at all problematic.
September 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So @washingtonpost.com is platforming Linda McMahon and RFK, Jr? Cool. That’s so very cool. Not at all problematic.
VAMOS QUE VAMOS URUGUAY!!! 🇺🇾 🇺🇾
September 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
VAMOS QUE VAMOS URUGUAY!!! 🇺🇾 🇺🇾
I’d like you all to meet…Perro Porro.
September 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’d like you all to meet…Perro Porro.
As we enter pumpkin spice season, let’s remember when Fox News covered this really important event:
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As we enter pumpkin spice season, let’s remember when Fox News covered this really important event:
The best little doof.
August 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The best little doof.
I had to say goodbye to my first baby, my foster fail, my best friend of 13 years. I’m still listening for his nails on the floor and reaching for his belly, and crying a lot. But I wouldn’t trade those years of belly rubs and nose kisses for anything.
August 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had to say goodbye to my first baby, my foster fail, my best friend of 13 years. I’m still listening for his nails on the floor and reaching for his belly, and crying a lot. But I wouldn’t trade those years of belly rubs and nose kisses for anything.
“James Dobson HOT” yeah because he’s in hell.
August 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“James Dobson HOT” yeah because he’s in hell.
My ridiculous, sweet, quirky foster fail isn’t doing well. He’s the best guy, the most perfect accident, and my heart is aching. Loving things sucks sometimes. And dogs are just too good for us.
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My ridiculous, sweet, quirky foster fail isn’t doing well. He’s the best guy, the most perfect accident, and my heart is aching. Loving things sucks sometimes. And dogs are just too good for us.
First of all, Junebug is such a cute name. Second of all, Blue wants to know if you also wrap hers in peanut butter.
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
First of all, Junebug is such a cute name. Second of all, Blue wants to know if you also wrap hers in peanut butter.
I dunno man, I just think we shouldn’t have to deal with insurance companies. If anyone with socialized medicine (or better coverage) wants to marry me for insurance purposes, let me know. I don’t take up a lot of space and I have a cute dog.
July 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I dunno man, I just think we shouldn’t have to deal with insurance companies. If anyone with socialized medicine (or better coverage) wants to marry me for insurance purposes, let me know. I don’t take up a lot of space and I have a cute dog.
Hey NYC-area friends: shelters are at capacity. If you or someone you know can adopt or foster, you’d be saving lives.
July 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey NYC-area friends: shelters are at capacity. If you or someone you know can adopt or foster, you’d be saving lives.
He was not the dog I would have chosen but totally the dog I was supposed to have!
July 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He was not the dog I would have chosen but totally the dog I was supposed to have!
How many moldy books were shoved through the book drop to prompt this sign? And…why??
June 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How many moldy books were shoved through the book drop to prompt this sign? And…why??