I’m so sorry for what you’ve been through. I’ll be rooting for you.

I think it’s the combo of BA and Cliff that makes me so averse. As a kid, I found both of them indescribably creepy.

I learned quite recently that BA Robertson wrote ‘Wired for Sound’ for Cliff Richard. I humbly request that this additional offence is taken into consideration when we get to sentencing.

Ffs. They walk among us.

I can’t answer that, but in terms of eating out, I ate at LaLopez in Mercado de Anton Martin two weeks ago and it was totally brilliant. Book ahead - it’s just a handful of tables around a market stall but serves the most inventive and tasty food.

Long overdue but most welcome news.

Nearly fell off the (comfy) sofa laughing about the bit about cushions

My mother read it and reported back: “She’s a bit full of herself.”

Hahaha hope it’s everything you wish it to be

It’s pretty nice but so are pasteis de nata and combining the two is just plain wrong!