Jessica Speigel
@jessicaspeigel.bsky.social
Experience design nerd based in the PNW. Medium takes only.
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Cal! Gone!
a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world holds a box of calgon
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world holds a box of calgon
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October 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cal! Gone!
The only upside of this game is @mikestandish.bsky.social explaining to our 5 year old what getting “destroyed” means
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The only upside of this game is @mikestandish.bsky.social explaining to our 5 year old what getting “destroyed” means
These announcers are insufferable. They just cannot get it through their heads that Seattle’s could possibly be good
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
These announcers are insufferable. They just cannot get it through their heads that Seattle’s could possibly be good
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Tough to argue with this person
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tough to argue with this person
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Cal Raleighs ass is juicier than that awful turkey, show him instead of this nonsense, Fox.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cal Raleighs ass is juicier than that awful turkey, show him instead of this nonsense, Fox.
This game gave me preeclampsia
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This game gave me preeclampsia
Seattle sports in a nutshell 🥹
this is so sweet
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Seattle sports in a nutshell 🥹
Happy severance night to everyone celebrating!
March 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Happy severance night to everyone celebrating!
I do the times crossword now
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I do the times crossword now
Does River Cartwright ever stop running?
January 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Does River Cartwright ever stop running?
Dang, Bluesky really smoothed out the rough edges. A little micro interaction goes a long way 😘
December 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Dang, Bluesky really smoothed out the rough edges. A little micro interaction goes a long way 😘
This is not so much “worst” as just charmingly normal.
I was seated near Will Toledo at a Perfume Genius show. Afterwards, I found myself next to him in the aisle, so I was like, “hey man I really love your music,” and he said, “cool.” Then we silently shuffled out of the theater for eternity
I was seated near Will Toledo at a Perfume Genius show. Afterwards, I found myself next to him in the aisle, so I was like, “hey man I really love your music,” and he said, “cool.” Then we silently shuffled out of the theater for eternity
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
September 25, 2023 at 12:06 AM
This is not so much “worst” as just charmingly normal.
I was seated near Will Toledo at a Perfume Genius show. Afterwards, I found myself next to him in the aisle, so I was like, “hey man I really love your music,” and he said, “cool.” Then we silently shuffled out of the theater for eternity
I was seated near Will Toledo at a Perfume Genius show. Afterwards, I found myself next to him in the aisle, so I was like, “hey man I really love your music,” and he said, “cool.” Then we silently shuffled out of the theater for eternity
Me: Shay, what’s the magic word when you want something?
Shay: POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1
Shay: POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1
August 15, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Me: Shay, what’s the magic word when you want something?
Shay: POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1
Shay: POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1
Today’s poll: taking a plantlet off a parent plant at Lowe’s is…
A. Stealing
B. Liberation
A. Stealing
B. Liberation
August 1, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Today’s poll: taking a plantlet off a parent plant at Lowe’s is…
A. Stealing
B. Liberation
A. Stealing
B. Liberation
One fun thing about toddlers is the coming into the bedroom first thing in the morning to eat a large spoonful of cream cheese in one bite, without breaking eye contact, and then leaving without saying a word
July 30, 2023 at 3:25 PM
One fun thing about toddlers is the coming into the bedroom first thing in the morning to eat a large spoonful of cream cheese in one bite, without breaking eye contact, and then leaving without saying a word
Hiiiiiiiiiiii 👋
July 27, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Hiiiiiiiiiiii 👋