Jessica Noir
@jessicanoir.bsky.social
Cinephile, horror obsessive & crossdresser.
It won’t happen, but Elle Fanning deserves some awards recognition for her work in Predator Badlands.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It won’t happen, but Elle Fanning deserves some awards recognition for her work in Predator Badlands.
If I were German and Lili Reinhart broke up with me, I’d change her name in my contacts to Lili Nein-hart. Still funnier than any Jimmy Carr joke in the past fifteen years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I were German and Lili Reinhart broke up with me, I’d change her name in my contacts to Lili Nein-hart. Still funnier than any Jimmy Carr joke in the past fifteen years.
Stop the clocks - New Sadie Sink just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Stop the clocks - New Sadie Sink just dropped.
Aimee Lou Wood getting ready to watch Predator Badlands.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Aimee Lou Wood getting ready to watch Predator Badlands.
The stupendous Dakota Fanning.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The stupendous Dakota Fanning.
Dakota Fanning in a LBD is the best evidence of god I have seen in a while.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dakota Fanning in a LBD is the best evidence of god I have seen in a while.
Gretchen Moll in The Notorious Bettie Page.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Gretchen Moll in The Notorious Bettie Page.
Feeling like the girl I was born to be. In fuck me boots as well.
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Feeling like the girl I was born to be. In fuck me boots as well.
The autumn essentials are watching John Carpenter’s Halloween and Halloween III: Season of the Witch, pumpkins, slipping on wet leaves, feeling clever for not putting the microwave clock forward in spring, and Mackenzie Foy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The autumn essentials are watching John Carpenter’s Halloween and Halloween III: Season of the Witch, pumpkins, slipping on wet leaves, feeling clever for not putting the microwave clock forward in spring, and Mackenzie Foy.
Things I learned whilst being hungover yesterday:
1) Drop holds up magnificently on a second watch. The thrills are delivered, it’s visually inventive, and narrative wise, it’s refreshingly uncluttered.
2) We need more of Meghann Fahy.
1) Drop holds up magnificently on a second watch. The thrills are delivered, it’s visually inventive, and narrative wise, it’s refreshingly uncluttered.
2) We need more of Meghann Fahy.
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Things I learned whilst being hungover yesterday:
1) Drop holds up magnificently on a second watch. The thrills are delivered, it’s visually inventive, and narrative wise, it’s refreshingly uncluttered.
2) We need more of Meghann Fahy.
1) Drop holds up magnificently on a second watch. The thrills are delivered, it’s visually inventive, and narrative wise, it’s refreshingly uncluttered.
2) We need more of Meghann Fahy.
There’s a remake of #thehandthstrocksthecradle starring both Maika Monroe AND Mary Elizabeth Winstead on Disney+. Fantastic casting.
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There’s a remake of #thehandthstrocksthecradle starring both Maika Monroe AND Mary Elizabeth Winstead on Disney+. Fantastic casting.
#ahouseofdynamite is going to frustrate those expecting a Tom Clancy-style thriller, but Kathryn Bigelow continues to prove that she’s at the top of her game with incredible tension and a stark commentary on the military industrial complex.
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
#ahouseofdynamite is going to frustrate those expecting a Tom Clancy-style thriller, but Kathryn Bigelow continues to prove that she’s at the top of her game with incredible tension and a stark commentary on the military industrial complex.
French grot legend Clémence Audiard.
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
French grot legend Clémence Audiard.
The Black Phone 2 is a very effective sequel which has the smarts to give Madeleine McGraw a lot to do. Ethan Hawke continues to carve one of the most interesting new bad guys in genre, but Arianna Rivas nearly steals the show with her cowboy hat.
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Black Phone 2 is a very effective sequel which has the smarts to give Madeleine McGraw a lot to do. Ethan Hawke continues to carve one of the most interesting new bad guys in genre, but Arianna Rivas nearly steals the show with her cowboy hat.
Wake up babe, new Dakota Fanning image just dropped.
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wake up babe, new Dakota Fanning image just dropped.
The fact her birthday isn’t a public holiday to celebrate is obscene.
October 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The fact her birthday isn’t a public holiday to celebrate is obscene.
The stunning Ashley Park.
October 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The stunning Ashley Park.
What. The. Actual. Fuck? Imagine wanting shot of Nicole for that reason. Bellend.
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck? Imagine wanting shot of Nicole for that reason. Bellend.
Madelaine Petsch continues to amaze.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Madelaine Petsch continues to amaze.
I don’t know what Pom Klementieff is asking, but the answer is yes.
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don’t know what Pom Klementieff is asking, but the answer is yes.
There is no image more gothic than a stunningly dressed woman in period clothing on the stairs and Guillermo del Toro captures them beautifully.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There is no image more gothic than a stunningly dressed woman in period clothing on the stairs and Guillermo del Toro captures them beautifully.