ave true to caesar !

kicking my feet fr

ARFARFARFARF ARF

take me to church

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

thank you bot tan <3

MIRACLE MENTION

a blessing, amy, its called a blessing

the slaves are telling stories of the burned man

gruul enjoyers going from ravnica to ixlan

babyfurs:

what the actual fuck- im in bsky for gits and shiggles and don’t look too much into the people i follow, can someone pls tell me if im following any other evil mfs who i miss an evil ass post from

My favorite Masc

Real, there are tonnes of wonderful men, like Legacy expert and Moxfield Creator Brian Coval, Bosh n’ Roll, and Creator of the Mengu Cube, Andrea Mengucci, and im sure others exist too, somewhere

if your identity isn’t on WUBRG, or colorless, it’s not a real identity 🤷

me going between moxfield and scryfall

I was teaching Magic: The Gathering to my partner and they asked if they could respond to a removal spell with “is that including or not including gang violence?”

of course I shook my head vociferously, and told them that if they did that in a tournament setting that they would likely get a warning

I feel like the Intellectual Property-ification on Magic: The Gathering in the new year is gonna tip the scale of global communism

I don't think the kids are alright, the kids are clearly broken (and it's our fault) but they are funny and that is better than nothing so I'll take it