Jessi Bruton
@jessibruton.bsky.social
Design | Plants | Running | Corgis | Caffeine
*Not necessarily in that order
*Not necessarily in that order
Day three of Kenzie being the most sweet and curious girl while the new kitties acknowledge her existence with suspicion
June 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Day three of Kenzie being the most sweet and curious girl while the new kitties acknowledge her existence with suspicion
Find someone who wants to cuddle you so hard that you can hardly hear the TV over their snoring
May 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Find someone who wants to cuddle you so hard that you can hardly hear the TV over their snoring
May 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We did it! Our #firstmarathon completed in #Paris of all cities. This truly is our #ArcdeTriomphe @jlasher.bsky.social
Yes, I am openly weeping in this photo. Yes, those are tears of relief and joy and pride. Soooo different from the tears shed at miles 18, 19, 22, and 23
Yes, I am openly weeping in this photo. Yes, those are tears of relief and joy and pride. Soooo different from the tears shed at miles 18, 19, 22, and 23
April 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
We did it! Our #firstmarathon completed in #Paris of all cities. This truly is our #ArcdeTriomphe @jlasher.bsky.social
Yes, I am openly weeping in this photo. Yes, those are tears of relief and joy and pride. Soooo different from the tears shed at miles 18, 19, 22, and 23
Yes, I am openly weeping in this photo. Yes, those are tears of relief and joy and pride. Soooo different from the tears shed at miles 18, 19, 22, and 23
Aaaand the general sentiment of how the second half of our first #marathon went.
It got better after I took my next two GUs. After that, it was an emotional march to the gulag and a lot of questioning of life decisions.
It got better after I took my next two GUs. After that, it was an emotional march to the gulag and a lot of questioning of life decisions.
April 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Aaaand the general sentiment of how the second half of our first #marathon went.
It got better after I took my next two GUs. After that, it was an emotional march to the gulag and a lot of questioning of life decisions.
It got better after I took my next two GUs. After that, it was an emotional march to the gulag and a lot of questioning of life decisions.
The #MarathondeParis was a story with two halves: How that story started
April 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The #MarathondeParis was a story with two halves: How that story started
First half of our #firstmarathon: singing to the jams in our ears (not to brag, but I have an EPIC running playlist), power-ups and unbridled excitement.
Not pictured: me doing a little #Mario jump after tapping the power up!
Not pictured: me doing a little #Mario jump after tapping the power up!
April 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
First half of our #firstmarathon: singing to the jams in our ears (not to brag, but I have an EPIC running playlist), power-ups and unbridled excitement.
Not pictured: me doing a little #Mario jump after tapping the power up!
Not pictured: me doing a little #Mario jump after tapping the power up!
If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like to be the last wave of the last corral of #marathon starters, here are some visual aids. It’s surreal, like a zombie movie in reverse.
April 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like to be the last wave of the last corral of #marathon starters, here are some visual aids. It’s surreal, like a zombie movie in reverse.
The perfect restaurant birthday celebration: candle in dessert, no singing, clapping, or other extroverted fanfare
March 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The perfect restaurant birthday celebration: candle in dessert, no singing, clapping, or other extroverted fanfare
I believe:
💖 In a thing called love
🧦 In the healing properties of compression socks after a long run
🍪 I will have a third — no, fourth — cookie after that run
@jlasher.bsky.social
#running #marathontraining #peakweek
💖 In a thing called love
🧦 In the healing properties of compression socks after a long run
🍪 I will have a third — no, fourth — cookie after that run
@jlasher.bsky.social
#running #marathontraining #peakweek
March 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I believe:
💖 In a thing called love
🧦 In the healing properties of compression socks after a long run
🍪 I will have a third — no, fourth — cookie after that run
@jlasher.bsky.social
#running #marathontraining #peakweek
💖 In a thing called love
🧦 In the healing properties of compression socks after a long run
🍪 I will have a third — no, fourth — cookie after that run
@jlasher.bsky.social
#running #marathontraining #peakweek
Recently dusted off my old favorite camera.
And I suddenly remember why it was my favorite:
And I suddenly remember why it was my favorite:
March 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Recently dusted off my old favorite camera.
And I suddenly remember why it was my favorite:
And I suddenly remember why it was my favorite:
Last year, I wasn’t even sure if I could run the Dash for the Beads after fighting a horrible infection the weeks prior. This year, clocked a PR and broke the top 10 in my division! The work adds up! #running #5k #Dashforthebeads
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Last year, I wasn’t even sure if I could run the Dash for the Beads after fighting a horrible infection the weeks prior. This year, clocked a PR and broke the top 10 in my division! The work adds up! #running #5k #Dashforthebeads
Today Kenzie got to enjoy her very first Bishop Arts Mardi Gras parade, and we got to experience our first one that wasn’t rainy and gray!
I legit would love for this neighborhood to close down certain blocks to vehicle traffic every weekend, it’s just a totally different vibe
I legit would love for this neighborhood to close down certain blocks to vehicle traffic every weekend, it’s just a totally different vibe
March 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today Kenzie got to enjoy her very first Bishop Arts Mardi Gras parade, and we got to experience our first one that wasn’t rainy and gray!
I legit would love for this neighborhood to close down certain blocks to vehicle traffic every weekend, it’s just a totally different vibe
I legit would love for this neighborhood to close down certain blocks to vehicle traffic every weekend, it’s just a totally different vibe
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Driving hours to pick out exotic orchids demands some #roadtrip treats for the bestest #corgi #adventuredog around
March 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Driving hours to pick out exotic orchids demands some #roadtrip treats for the bestest #corgi #adventuredog around
The weird thing about participating in today’s big vendor #boycott was that it changed absolutely nothing about my Friday. #Shopsmall y’all. All the time!
March 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The weird thing about participating in today’s big vendor #boycott was that it changed absolutely nothing about my Friday. #Shopsmall y’all. All the time!
Amazon’s checkout is broken. Reroutes to “Top picks for you” instead of cart checkout. Amazing. I wonder how many millions they’re losing by the minute. QA is the most undervalued discipline of web. Completely invisible until it’s not.
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Amazon’s checkout is broken. Reroutes to “Top picks for you” instead of cart checkout. Amazing. I wonder how many millions they’re losing by the minute. QA is the most undervalued discipline of web. Completely invisible until it’s not.
Three weeks ago I changed my #running shoes from the balanced Hoka Skyflow to the super plush Bondi 9.
For the last week-ish my #Achilles has been barking at me… so much that I skipped this week’s long run, which I hate 2 months out from my #firstmarathon.
Is this coincidence or is this a thing?
For the last week-ish my #Achilles has been barking at me… so much that I skipped this week’s long run, which I hate 2 months out from my #firstmarathon.
Is this coincidence or is this a thing?
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Three weeks ago I changed my #running shoes from the balanced Hoka Skyflow to the super plush Bondi 9.
For the last week-ish my #Achilles has been barking at me… so much that I skipped this week’s long run, which I hate 2 months out from my #firstmarathon.
Is this coincidence or is this a thing?
For the last week-ish my #Achilles has been barking at me… so much that I skipped this week’s long run, which I hate 2 months out from my #firstmarathon.
Is this coincidence or is this a thing?
Reposted by Jessi Bruton
This guy voted for RFK Jr. to lead HHS.
The hypocrisy would be comical if it wasn’t so tragic.
The hypocrisy would be comical if it wasn’t so tragic.
February 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This guy voted for RFK Jr. to lead HHS.
The hypocrisy would be comical if it wasn’t so tragic.
The hypocrisy would be comical if it wasn’t so tragic.
Expectation going into training for my first marathon:
“As I run more, I’ll become faster and shed a few pounds.”
Reality: My pace keeps slowing and I’ve gained weight from fueling.
I am a slow, thicc runner.
I am the corgi of running.
#firstmarathon #marathontraining #running #corgi #corgisky
“As I run more, I’ll become faster and shed a few pounds.”
Reality: My pace keeps slowing and I’ve gained weight from fueling.
I am a slow, thicc runner.
I am the corgi of running.
#firstmarathon #marathontraining #running #corgi #corgisky
February 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Expectation going into training for my first marathon:
“As I run more, I’ll become faster and shed a few pounds.”
Reality: My pace keeps slowing and I’ve gained weight from fueling.
I am a slow, thicc runner.
I am the corgi of running.
#firstmarathon #marathontraining #running #corgi #corgisky
“As I run more, I’ll become faster and shed a few pounds.”
Reality: My pace keeps slowing and I’ve gained weight from fueling.
I am a slow, thicc runner.
I am the corgi of running.
#firstmarathon #marathontraining #running #corgi #corgisky
Sound on for what @jlasher.bsky.social experiences the last couple of miles as my running partner every time we extend our long run distance.
For clarity: I’m Roy, he’s Ted. And Beard.
For clarity: I’m Roy, he’s Ted. And Beard.
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sound on for what @jlasher.bsky.social experiences the last couple of miles as my running partner every time we extend our long run distance.
For clarity: I’m Roy, he’s Ted. And Beard.
For clarity: I’m Roy, he’s Ted. And Beard.
Don’t need a finish line or medal or free banana to celebrate a hard-fought win. New long run distance of 16 miles AND put on the afterburners the last mile to lower overall pace by more than ten seconds.
#running #marathontraining #firstmarathon #trusttheprocess
#running #marathontraining #firstmarathon #trusttheprocess
February 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Don’t need a finish line or medal or free banana to celebrate a hard-fought win. New long run distance of 16 miles AND put on the afterburners the last mile to lower overall pace by more than ten seconds.
#running #marathontraining #firstmarathon #trusttheprocess
#running #marathontraining #firstmarathon #trusttheprocess
Reposted by Jessi Bruton
