my first post to hit 5k 🥹
see this and muuuuuch more on my OF, 50% off for the next 10 subs 😉
see this and muuuuuch more on my OF, 50% off for the next 10 subs 😉
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
my first post to hit 5k 🥹
see this and muuuuuch more on my OF, 50% off for the next 10 subs 😉
see this and muuuuuch more on my OF, 50% off for the next 10 subs 😉
Veterans Day tomorrow which means I’ll be consuming 5k+ calories of free food
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Veterans Day tomorrow which means I’ll be consuming 5k+ calories of free food
sub 30min 5k i’m coming for you (slowly)
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
sub 30min 5k i’m coming for you (slowly)
5k likes also reached so I'll do the cozy blanket art for it, next up is 8k likes for Otti tied up by Asi 👀
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
5k likes also reached so I'll do the cozy blanket art for it, next up is 8k likes for Otti tied up by Asi 👀
finished my first 5K today!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
finished my first 5K today!!!!
While we're waiting to hear the terms of a shitty deal, this needs to be said. Whatever reason Trump is claiming there'll be a $2K tariff dividend (remember the $5K DOGE dividend), there'll be no such thing.
Right now Trump is staring at a $200B tariff payback hole.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Right now Trump is staring at a $200B tariff payback hole.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Suggests $2,000 Payouts to Americans as He Defends Tariffs
President praises benefits of the levies after Supreme Court appears skeptical of his justification for many of them.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
While we're waiting to hear the terms of a shitty deal, this needs to be said. Whatever reason Trump is claiming there'll be a $2K tariff dividend (remember the $5K DOGE dividend), there'll be no such thing.
Right now Trump is staring at a $200B tariff payback hole.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Right now Trump is staring at a $200B tariff payback hole.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Is the $10k bonus going to be paid before or after the $5k Doge cheque or the $2k tariff rebate or the wedge of cash to pay for healthcare for life?
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Is the $10k bonus going to be paid before or after the $5k Doge cheque or the $2k tariff rebate or the wedge of cash to pay for healthcare for life?
I’m having the ideal Friday night, joining the “carbing up” spaghetti dinner for a 5k I will not be running
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m having the ideal Friday night, joining the “carbing up” spaghetti dinner for a 5k I will not be running
The people still waiting for $5k DOGE checks to hit their account are certain Trump's sending them $2k "Tariff dividends."
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The people still waiting for $5k DOGE checks to hit their account are certain Trump's sending them $2k "Tariff dividends."
Wow, 5K followers! Thank you all!
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wow, 5K followers! Thank you all!
I’ve just hit 5k followers and I’m humbled that you think this Witch has something to say. Blessings and thanks to each one of you. 🖤
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’ve just hit 5k followers and I’m humbled that you think this Witch has something to say. Blessings and thanks to each one of you. 🖤
Hold on, will this cash be in the form of a check or what are we talking about? Will it also arrive with our promised $5K DOGE dividend checks?
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hold on, will this cash be in the form of a check or what are we talking about? Will it also arrive with our promised $5K DOGE dividend checks?
I ran this 5K 2 minutes and 20 seconds faster than last time. Holy shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I ran this 5K 2 minutes and 20 seconds faster than last time. Holy shit.
The most incredible library in the world, @bodleian.ox.ac.uk opened to OTD 1602, through the energy, money & commitment of Sir Thomas Bodley. It began with 5k books, & now more than 22m, with 2m+reader visits a year, & multi-million online users across the globe. Privilged to be its 25th librarian!
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The most incredible library in the world, @bodleian.ox.ac.uk opened to OTD 1602, through the energy, money & commitment of Sir Thomas Bodley. It began with 5k books, & now more than 22m, with 2m+reader visits a year, & multi-million online users across the globe. Privilged to be its 25th librarian!
aight too many goals for the like count, here be them all:
- 3k for stringless alt
- 5k for cozy blanket otti (that I'll somehow include this fit in)
- 8k for tied up nsfw otti in this
- 10k for full view of the outfit
- 20k for nothing of the above lmao
- 3k for stringless alt
- 5k for cozy blanket otti (that I'll somehow include this fit in)
- 8k for tied up nsfw otti in this
- 10k for full view of the outfit
- 20k for nothing of the above lmao
![a portrait artwork by spindle of the character Ottilie, a woman with shoulder-length brown/orange hair, with a black hair band (and a black/teal simplistic floral shape on [her] left). She's wearing a blue X-shaped top that end just above her breasts, with thin threads dropping down; parting ways at the nipples.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pb7gp4lz3cslvw4oha36b4fa/bafkreic32r5axmhc2yhoht5tgwdyn2tqwf2qxsvwlzane63rrmf7jbyxmu@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
aight too many goals for the like count, here be them all:
- 3k for stringless alt
- 5k for cozy blanket otti (that I'll somehow include this fit in)
- 8k for tied up nsfw otti in this
- 10k for full view of the outfit
- 20k for nothing of the above lmao
- 3k for stringless alt
- 5k for cozy blanket otti (that I'll somehow include this fit in)
- 8k for tied up nsfw otti in this
- 10k for full view of the outfit
- 20k for nothing of the above lmao
I know it's not impressive compared to like, anyone, but I just got a sub 25 minute 5k time for the first time in my life.
Still coughing like a bastard but c:
Still coughing like a bastard but c:
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I know it's not impressive compared to like, anyone, but I just got a sub 25 minute 5k time for the first time in my life.
Still coughing like a bastard but c:
Still coughing like a bastard but c:
Was feeling a bit bad about dropping from 10k to the 5k distance at the Mallard Cake Dash this morning. But fastest 5k of the year, first post-physio 5k with no walk breaks and first lady in my age group all telling me it was the sensible thing to do.
Now to build the miles back up!
#loverunning
Now to build the miles back up!
#loverunning
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Was feeling a bit bad about dropping from 10k to the 5k distance at the Mallard Cake Dash this morning. But fastest 5k of the year, first post-physio 5k with no walk breaks and first lady in my age group all telling me it was the sensible thing to do.
Now to build the miles back up!
#loverunning
Now to build the miles back up!
#loverunning
And how low stakes the money has been!
How are you making millions of dollars a year and risking it for $5k?
This is an epidemic.
How are you making millions of dollars a year and risking it for $5k?
This is an epidemic.
The thing about all the betting scandals that have emerged is how transparently dumb the schemes are if you have the faintest idea how books actually work.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
And how low stakes the money has been!
How are you making millions of dollars a year and risking it for $5k?
This is an epidemic.
How are you making millions of dollars a year and risking it for $5k?
This is an epidemic.
A 5K while his lungs are FULL of phlegm 🤧cbut he did it at a 10 pace anyway.
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…is what the obituary would say innit 😒
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…is what the obituary would say innit 😒
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A 5K while his lungs are FULL of phlegm 🤧cbut he did it at a 10 pace anyway.
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…is what the obituary would say innit 😒
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…is what the obituary would say innit 😒
My F150 cost $5k on Craigslist.
$5k is the most I've ever spent on any intial vehicle price.
This one specifically is 47 years old.
And you are a fucker, a classist one, to be specific.
"Try a Hilux"
Christ almighty.
$5k is the most I've ever spent on any intial vehicle price.
This one specifically is 47 years old.
And you are a fucker, a classist one, to be specific.
"Try a Hilux"
Christ almighty.
Jeez you guys are so sensitive. You said what should I do. I said try a Hilux it's a great truck. You called me a fucker. Anyone who can afford an f150 doesn't get to play the class card.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My F150 cost $5k on Craigslist.
$5k is the most I've ever spent on any intial vehicle price.
This one specifically is 47 years old.
And you are a fucker, a classist one, to be specific.
"Try a Hilux"
Christ almighty.
$5k is the most I've ever spent on any intial vehicle price.
This one specifically is 47 years old.
And you are a fucker, a classist one, to be specific.
"Try a Hilux"
Christ almighty.
Time to celebrate our friends with milestones
Djivagirl @djvagirl.bsky.social 35K
Evan @kellzevan.bsky.social 35K
Joe R @robbyjoe.bsky.social 20K
Ross @rossforj.bsky.social 5K
Make them feel loved and honored🔥💥🔥🥂🎸🎈🥳🎉✈️
Djivagirl @djvagirl.bsky.social 35K
Evan @kellzevan.bsky.social 35K
Joe R @robbyjoe.bsky.social 20K
Ross @rossforj.bsky.social 5K
Make them feel loved and honored🔥💥🔥🥂🎸🎈🥳🎉✈️
congratulations written on a purple background with stars
ALT: congratulations written on a purple background with stars
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November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Time to celebrate our friends with milestones
Djivagirl @djvagirl.bsky.social 35K
Evan @kellzevan.bsky.social 35K
Joe R @robbyjoe.bsky.social 20K
Ross @rossforj.bsky.social 5K
Make them feel loved and honored🔥💥🔥🥂🎸🎈🥳🎉✈️
Djivagirl @djvagirl.bsky.social 35K
Evan @kellzevan.bsky.social 35K
Joe R @robbyjoe.bsky.social 20K
Ross @rossforj.bsky.social 5K
Make them feel loved and honored🔥💥🔥🥂🎸🎈🥳🎉✈️
IDK all this for 5k, doesn’t sound right or make sense. Risk your career for 5-7k.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
IDK all this for 5k, doesn’t sound right or make sense. Risk your career for 5-7k.
It’s not going to happen, just like the 5k from doge and the 2k for lower and middle income earners.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s not going to happen, just like the 5k from doge and the 2k for lower and middle income earners.