Jesse Valhallla
jessevalhalla2.bsky.social
Jesse Valhallla
@jessevalhalla2.bsky.social
Tele: JVBUDDY
The scent of talcum powder drives the blood right to my cock.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
When you spend all day on the dark web.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
My wife thought there was something sketchy about her obstetrician, but I told her it was nothing. I could tell he was a fellow perv. When I found a new fucktoy on our doorstep last week, I knew it was from him.

“Use for practice,” was written on top of the package.
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
“Yes, little guy… that’s gonna go inside you. Yes it is… Daddy’s going to put it inside you and bounce you on my lap!”
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“Daddy’s salty sammie’s are just about finished, guys!”

“Yaaaay!!!”
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 AM