The scent of talcum powder drives the blood right to my cock.

When you spend all day on the dark web.

My wife thought there was something sketchy about her obstetrician, but I told her it was nothing. I could tell he was a fellow perv. When I found a new fucktoy on our doorstep last week, I knew it was from him.

“Use for practice,” was written on top of the package.

“You need a sitter? Sure, I’m happy to help you out. What’s the video camera for? Is that right? Let’s fucking go!”

“Yes, little guy… that’s gonna go inside you. Yes it is… Daddy’s going to put it inside you and bounce you on my lap!”

Renting my sons out has been lucrative for me. We livestream every client encounter, which allows us to sell the videos at a totally reasonable price. I was able to quit my job thanks to their tight little holes.

“Daddy’s salty sammie’s are just about finished, guys!”

“Yaaaay!!!”

Ready to be the best dad I can be.