For me this is an added layer of gymnastics that I don’t have the energy for. Also I’m a fully realised homosexual so I’ll crass up the family chat, let alone a text convo with another gay dude hahaha. However I have a feeling we may be talking about slightly different scenarios too soooooo

Interested in yelling at your husband!!!

Well it certainly is exhausting lol

Hahaha girl what I have guru pathik’s name tattooed on me

I umm have lost focus entirely for some reason hot damn

white briefs with a new tattoo??? got me in a chokehold

Hipster bullshit lmaoooooo

Hahahaha well that would get a chuckle out of me!

Well we’ll see!

I’m pretty sure the author of the book would actually find this quite hilarious

I’m going to be thinking about this for the rest of my life thank u

Hahahaha I’d be impressed with myself but I had a beer

Good because fuck yeah

Now that sounds more becoming!

He told me “make sure you ask for it neat” LMAO