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jessejustchill.bsky.social
Ginger Beef 🫚
@jessejustchill.bsky.social
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he/him | 🇨🇦 living in 🇦🇺 Naarm/Melbourne | 🏳‍🌈 | plantsman 🌱 | on a pilgrimage through the valley of pessimistic realism back to the fount of radical optimism | more unhinged than previously discussed | NSFW
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jessejustchill.bsky.social
Throwback for #humpday please enjoy
A man lying on his bed face down with his ass up in a white jockstrap. You can see his bulge from behind too. He’s in a dimly lit room and waiting.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
I don’t know if this is my best but I’ll let you guys decide
Close up of a man in white briefs. He has a big erection which is pressing through the fabric of his underwear
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
I think what he had said was
Man lying in his bed in his black BONDS briefs. He’s got his arm behind his head and he’s sticking his tongue out.
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Clicked send too many times and accidentally emailed my accountant 5 identical messages lol
Little blonde white girl screaming into the wind and firing a machine gun. Instead of bullets she’s shooting the sentence, “I hope this email finds you well”
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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It’s pouring rain, who wants to lay on the couch all day and watch youtube?
Man laying on the couch in his underwear, flexing his arm and smiling. Lazy day vibes.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
A baptist pastor lol
Screenshot from wikipedia: “The Five Love Languages” “The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate is a 1992 nonfiction book by Baptist pastor Gary Chapman.('] It outlines five general ways that romantic partners express and experience love, which Chapman calls "love languages". Empirical evidence does not strongly support its core claims. 21[31”
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Happy Hallowbussy from Melbourne!
Giant inflatable grim reaper sitting on a chair in a person’s driveway with it’s legs up and bussy hanging out
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Same energy
A weird ad or something featuring a headshot of Gwen Stefani wearing all white set against a painting style background of a valley in the mountains with a lake and the accompanying words on it say, “Pray with Gwen Stefani”
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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You’re the reason for the teardrops on my guitar lol 🥲
Screenshot of a Bluesky blocklist: Created by User: theloudestwoman.swifties.social Titled: Fun Suckers “People who apparently care so little about a celebrity that they MUST tell you about it, comment brigaders demanding release of the Epstein files under posts not related to Epstein/Trump, or people who seem to despise fun in general. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.”
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Shhhh the Oracle speaks

*stomach growls*
The hands if Squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants holding a piece of paper that says “I know you’re hungry” on it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
🎃🎃🎃
Three freshly carved pumpkins on a table. They’re lit with tea lights and the room is dark. One pumpkin is carved as a cyclops, one a cute ghost with a hat and the other the classic jack o’ lantern face.
October 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
The expansion and contraction of the Roman Empire
Graphic from wikipedia showing a greyscale map of the world. There is red to indicate which countries had quiznos in the past where there are quiznos now. The amount has shrank significantly since the chain’s peak.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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“Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.”
Lady Gaga in all white, serving cunt AND Gandalf the White realness.
October 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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So glad the white house made an account to get in on this content
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Omg I forgot to show y’all the mama and baby possums I woke up the other day while working 🤩 sorry for disturbing your lil’ sleep cuties!
A mama and baby ringtail possum seeking refuge on top of a sign post after being woken up from this silly gardener who was trimming the hedge they live in.
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Absolutely not
Screenshot of the header of the official white house bluesky profile page. It features an American flag with the words, “America is back” only this user has poorly edited over the word “back” and replaced it with the word “blocked” so it says, “America is blocked”
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Pour one out for the sad, unseasoned, acid-bomb of a half tomato on my breakfast plate
A breakfast plate in a cafe with some sausage, bacon, eggs and some sourdough alongside half a tomato that has been grilled.
October 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The way she just pretended she had no idea, seems almost annoyed she’s been asked and then says “sorry” like she didn’t hear about a new tiktok trend or something and then just laughs and chalks it up to “we all need to just get along”

Wealthy, celebrity, pigs
Keira Knightley smirking on video while being interviewed about being the voice of Professor Umbridge in a new Harry Potter series and being asked if she knew the show was being boycotted because of the author’s bigotry. Keira Knightley smirking on video while being interviewed about being the voice of Professor Umbridge in a new Harry Potter series and being asked if she knew the show was being boycotted because of the author’s bigotry.
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Today is kicking my ass 🤪😮‍💨
Selfie of a man sitting outside a seven eleven with pink hi-vis on and a full-brimmed hat on.
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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It doesn’t hurt me (yeah, yeah, yoooo)
Do you wanna feel how it feeels??? (yeah, yeah, yooooo)
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Cowboy taaaaake me awaaaaay 🤠
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Happy #fcf to me! 🥵 @hungandhopeless.bsky.social
A naked man in a dimly lit room. He’s reclining on a chair and holding his hard cock. He’s taking a photo of his reflection.
October 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
Work shorts weather babyyy 😎
Close up of a man’s crotch in the back of an uber. He’s wearing very short work shorts with a lot of thigh and bulge on display.
October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
jessejustchill.bsky.social
I love riding the train 🚈
Selfie of a man riding a train. You can only see half of his face and out the train window.
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I love this Dogwood 😍
Close up of a Dogwood tree in bloom. The sepals are pink while the petals of the flowers themselves, are greenish-yellow.
October 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM