Jesse
@jesseconner.bsky.social
Bad jokes, Politics, Music, Film, Parenting, Neurodiversity, Tech, Social Justice
The loudest woman this town has ever seen.
Ohjesse on IG/Threads
The loudest woman this town has ever seen.
Ohjesse on IG/Threads
Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:
You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭
lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones
My toxic trait is that every night at bedtime I am actually both of these people
March 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My toxic trait is that every night at bedtime I am actually both of these people
Preparing to check my work email after being out on vacation for a full week…
March 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Preparing to check my work email after being out on vacation for a full week…
Sometimes I wonder how my child’s autism evaluator and basically every administrator and professional we’ve worked with manages to keeps a straight face when I roll up to meetings like this:
February 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes I wonder how my child’s autism evaluator and basically every administrator and professional we’ve worked with manages to keeps a straight face when I roll up to meetings like this:
Currently experiencing firsthand how a person who is accustomed to manipulating everyone around them gets big mad when you cut them off at “can we just have a conversation?” 😌
February 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Currently experiencing firsthand how a person who is accustomed to manipulating everyone around them gets big mad when you cut them off at “can we just have a conversation?” 😌
Roses are red
Those guys make me queasy
What if the answer rhymes with
Those guys make me queasy
What if the answer rhymes with
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Roses are red
Those guys make me queasy
What if the answer rhymes with
Those guys make me queasy
What if the answer rhymes with
We aren’t very big into gifts and everything is burning to the ground but I did make my husband these little cuties for Valentine’s Day 🥰
February 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We aren’t very big into gifts and everything is burning to the ground but I did make my husband these little cuties for Valentine’s Day 🥰
“The Super Bowl halftime show was just so boring”
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“The Super Bowl halftime show was just so boring”
Anyone else catch Greek Chorus vibes while watching the Kendrick performance?
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Anyone else catch Greek Chorus vibes while watching the Kendrick performance?
The opening credits for Severance look like if Ben finally ever finished Requiem for a Tuesday.
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The opening credits for Severance look like if Ben finally ever finished Requiem for a Tuesday.
It’s heeeeeeerrre - Game Day ready ✅
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s heeeeeeerrre - Game Day ready ✅
Every once in a while Threads likes to hit me over the head with how iron-fisted they are around allowing certain content.
Their robots decided to throttle the post in the second image, presumably because I had the audacity to allude to a link in my bio 🙃
Their robots decided to throttle the post in the second image, presumably because I had the audacity to allude to a link in my bio 🙃
February 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Every once in a while Threads likes to hit me over the head with how iron-fisted they are around allowing certain content.
Their robots decided to throttle the post in the second image, presumably because I had the audacity to allude to a link in my bio 🙃
Their robots decided to throttle the post in the second image, presumably because I had the audacity to allude to a link in my bio 🙃
Oh dang Happy New Year! 🐍
brb gonna go listen to reputation and defrost the bánh chưng I’ve been saving for today 🎊
brb gonna go listen to reputation and defrost the bánh chưng I’ve been saving for today 🎊
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh dang Happy New Year! 🐍
brb gonna go listen to reputation and defrost the bánh chưng I’ve been saving for today 🎊
brb gonna go listen to reputation and defrost the bánh chưng I’ve been saving for today 🎊
For all the moms looking to divert funds from Target to Costco, don’t sleep on this men’s shacket. I got it a few weeks back for $20.
It’s crazy warm, lightweight, gives Evermore vibes and because it’s for men it has a mother-effin’ LAPEL POCKET. I basically live in this thing right now.
It’s crazy warm, lightweight, gives Evermore vibes and because it’s for men it has a mother-effin’ LAPEL POCKET. I basically live in this thing right now.
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For all the moms looking to divert funds from Target to Costco, don’t sleep on this men’s shacket. I got it a few weeks back for $20.
It’s crazy warm, lightweight, gives Evermore vibes and because it’s for men it has a mother-effin’ LAPEL POCKET. I basically live in this thing right now.
It’s crazy warm, lightweight, gives Evermore vibes and because it’s for men it has a mother-effin’ LAPEL POCKET. I basically live in this thing right now.
One of my small joys as a mom since moving to the North Carolina suburbs from walkable Brooklyn, has been taking leisurely strolls up and down the aisles of #target.
Cutting DEI at your company means your company is no longer a welcome place for people like me.
This one especially hurts.
Cutting DEI at your company means your company is no longer a welcome place for people like me.
This one especially hurts.
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One of my small joys as a mom since moving to the North Carolina suburbs from walkable Brooklyn, has been taking leisurely strolls up and down the aisles of #target.
Cutting DEI at your company means your company is no longer a welcome place for people like me.
This one especially hurts.
Cutting DEI at your company means your company is no longer a welcome place for people like me.
This one especially hurts.
The egg case at my local supermarket this afternoon.
I guess ✨technically✨ you’ll spend less money on eggs if the store is completely out of stock 🙃
I guess ✨technically✨ you’ll spend less money on eggs if the store is completely out of stock 🙃
January 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The egg case at my local supermarket this afternoon.
I guess ✨technically✨ you’ll spend less money on eggs if the store is completely out of stock 🙃
I guess ✨technically✨ you’ll spend less money on eggs if the store is completely out of stock 🙃
What makes you so sure you’re neurodivergent?
January 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What makes you so sure you’re neurodivergent?
if you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
if you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
Oh my bad, I just thought I was sending all my love. Did I do it wrong?
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh my bad, I just thought I was sending all my love. Did I do it wrong?
Meanwhile over on Instagram, they’re actively blocking the hashtag “democrat”
Building community over here just became that much more important.
Building community over here just became that much more important.
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Meanwhile over on Instagram, they’re actively blocking the hashtag “democrat”
Building community over here just became that much more important.
Building community over here just became that much more important.