Jesse
@jesseconner.bsky.social
Bad jokes, Politics, Music, Film, Parenting, Neurodiversity, Tech, Social Justice
The loudest woman this town has ever seen.
Ohjesse on IG/Threads
The loudest woman this town has ever seen.
Ohjesse on IG/Threads
I (79M) bombed a country because nobody came to my birthday party and then I told everyone we should make peace. AITA?
June 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I (79M) bombed a country because nobody came to my birthday party and then I told everyone we should make peace. AITA?
Personal growth is throwing away the removable cup liner right when you take the tags off the brand new bra and not giving it a home in the back of your sock drawer for the next seven years.
April 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Personal growth is throwing away the removable cup liner right when you take the tags off the brand new bra and not giving it a home in the back of your sock drawer for the next seven years.
Every single time I see a video of Britney having fun and doing whatever she wants while not harming a soul no I didn’t.
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Every single time I see a video of Britney having fun and doing whatever she wants while not harming a soul no I didn’t.
Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:
Boy that’s twice now that god whiffed it by a matter of inches.
April 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Boy that’s twice now that god whiffed it by a matter of inches.
A You’ve Got Mail 2025 reboot but it’s just Shopgirl receiving all of Pete Hegseth’s secret war plans.
April 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A You’ve Got Mail 2025 reboot but it’s just Shopgirl receiving all of Pete Hegseth’s secret war plans.
RFJK Rowling because we need to start consolidating our villains.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
RFJK Rowling because we need to start consolidating our villains.
“Why are there suddenly so many autistic people??”
My dude. Autism has always been here except instead of identifying and providing supports we bullied for being different or locked away in institutions.
My dude. Autism has always been here except instead of identifying and providing supports we bullied for being different or locked away in institutions.
April 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Why are there suddenly so many autistic people??”
My dude. Autism has always been here except instead of identifying and providing supports we bullied for being different or locked away in institutions.
My dude. Autism has always been here except instead of identifying and providing supports we bullied for being different or locked away in institutions.
Men will literally build an entire app instead of just going to therapy.
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Men will literally build an entire app instead of just going to therapy.
I’m at the market crash. I’m at the tariff war. I’m at the combination market crash and tariff war.
April 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m at the market crash. I’m at the tariff war. I’m at the combination market crash and tariff war.
Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just watching the stock portfolio of every republican member of congress simultaneously plummeting the furthest in one day since that time we entered a global pandemic.
April 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just watching the stock portfolio of every republican member of congress simultaneously plummeting the furthest in one day since that time we entered a global pandemic.
The seven year old just complained about the out-of-order down escalator at museum being roped off because “it’s just stairs now!” and I really can’t wait to introduce this kid to Mitch Hedberg one day.
March 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The seven year old just complained about the out-of-order down escalator at museum being roped off because “it’s just stairs now!” and I really can’t wait to introduce this kid to Mitch Hedberg one day.
Using three consecutive question marks in a work email is basically the equivalent of walking up to me and smacking the can of La Croix out of my millennial hand.
Please expect a proportional response.
Please expect a proportional response.
March 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Using three consecutive question marks in a work email is basically the equivalent of walking up to me and smacking the can of La Croix out of my millennial hand.
Please expect a proportional response.
Please expect a proportional response.
Gonna have a real stern talking to with the annoying person* who taught my 3 year old that when he isn’t going to comply with a request it’s appropriate to respond by singing “you can’t always get what you wannnnnt.”
*Me
*Me
March 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gonna have a real stern talking to with the annoying person* who taught my 3 year old that when he isn’t going to comply with a request it’s appropriate to respond by singing “you can’t always get what you wannnnnt.”
*Me
*Me
You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭
Pete Hegseth just texted our group chat that Bruce Willis was actually a ghost the whole time.
March 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pete Hegseth just texted our group chat that Bruce Willis was actually a ghost the whole time.
Lonely Males: OMG ITS AN EPIDEMIC OF LONLINESS WHAT CAN WE DO??
Women: what if you just tried respecting us?
Lonely Males: naahhhh that can’t be it. Gonna hate you even harder now.
Women: what if you just tried respecting us?
Lonely Males: naahhhh that can’t be it. Gonna hate you even harder now.
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Lonely Males: OMG ITS AN EPIDEMIC OF LONLINESS WHAT CAN WE DO??
Women: what if you just tried respecting us?
Lonely Males: naahhhh that can’t be it. Gonna hate you even harder now.
Women: what if you just tried respecting us?
Lonely Males: naahhhh that can’t be it. Gonna hate you even harder now.
lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones
I don’t doom scroll. I doom refresh. I need the illusion of controling the doom.
March 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don’t doom scroll. I doom refresh. I need the illusion of controling the doom.
Gwen Stefani, Jewel, and Katy Perry are really doing the absolute most to dismantle the “cool alternative white lady ally” brand.
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gwen Stefani, Jewel, and Katy Perry are really doing the absolute most to dismantle the “cool alternative white lady ally” brand.
Occasionally you see people wondering “what will it take for m*g* people to stop supporting him?” and it’s worth remembering the phrase “drink the Kool-Aid” exists because a bunch of folks famously never found a line they wouldn’t let be crossed.
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Occasionally you see people wondering “what will it take for m*g* people to stop supporting him?” and it’s worth remembering the phrase “drink the Kool-Aid” exists because a bunch of folks famously never found a line they wouldn’t let be crossed.
Turns out the bass player from No Doubt made some good points.
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Turns out the bass player from No Doubt made some good points.
Reposted by Jesse
My favorite film genres
5. This time, the sports are different
4. Somebody catch that guy!
3. Pretty drawings that move. Oh no they are about humanity 😕
2. A person is FED UP
1. Robots. What’s up with them?
5. This time, the sports are different
4. Somebody catch that guy!
3. Pretty drawings that move. Oh no they are about humanity 😕
2. A person is FED UP
1. Robots. What’s up with them?
My favorite film genres
5. Much ado about a thing that underlines human futility
4. Putting on a show to save the barn
3. Everyone is hot and evil
2. Siblings!
1. A woman self-actualizing
5. Much ado about a thing that underlines human futility
4. Putting on a show to save the barn
3. Everyone is hot and evil
2. Siblings!
1. A woman self-actualizing
My favorite (in fact, the five best) genres:
5. Multigenerational family saga
4. Womanhood? It’s complicated!
3. The opera they’re seeing is surprisingly relevant to the present circumstances
2. Gotta go back to where the traumatic thing happened
1. We are so rich oh no someone has been murdered
5. Multigenerational family saga
4. Womanhood? It’s complicated!
3. The opera they’re seeing is surprisingly relevant to the present circumstances
2. Gotta go back to where the traumatic thing happened
1. We are so rich oh no someone has been murdered
March 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My favorite film genres
5. This time, the sports are different
4. Somebody catch that guy!
3. Pretty drawings that move. Oh no they are about humanity 😕
2. A person is FED UP
1. Robots. What’s up with them?
5. This time, the sports are different
4. Somebody catch that guy!
3. Pretty drawings that move. Oh no they are about humanity 😕
2. A person is FED UP
1. Robots. What’s up with them?
Saw an instagram Easter post about how to dye little potatoes this year instead of eggs and that feels like a pretty accurate summary of a second Tr*mp term so far.
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Saw an instagram Easter post about how to dye little potatoes this year instead of eggs and that feels like a pretty accurate summary of a second Tr*mp term so far.
Spring Daylight Savings is the Ted Cruz of calendar days.
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Spring Daylight Savings is the Ted Cruz of calendar days.