Jesse Cazakoff
@jessecaz.bsky.social
Self-appointed Mercenary Statcrew/NLS King of the Hudson Valley. Free from the Bad Place.
Wwyyy pllllllg sooooiyyy, Ryzyrbbyycks
January 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wwyyy pllllllg sooooiyyy, Ryzyrbbyycks
I put my car keys in my refrigerator the other day
January 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I put my car keys in my refrigerator the other day
I'd be hootin and hollerin that she got two safeties
December 30, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I'd be hootin and hollerin that she got two safeties
He shows up to set as his character from Glass Onion. Peter Jackson has zero notes, Dave wins an Academy Award
May 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
He shows up to set as his character from Glass Onion. Peter Jackson has zero notes, Dave wins an Academy Award
Is this like every Sunny and Brooklyn 99 episode being the most Southern California location you've ever seen
May 13, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Is this like every Sunny and Brooklyn 99 episode being the most Southern California location you've ever seen
Tom Batista Bombadil baybeee
May 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Tom Batista Bombadil baybeee
Stands for American, Italian
April 13, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Stands for American, Italian
What's your pro wrestling entrance music
April 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
What's your pro wrestling entrance music
Don't get caught in foreign towers
April 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Don't get caught in foreign towers
Darkwing Duck villain Bud Flood
March 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Darkwing Duck villain Bud Flood
You have blockers, the Giants couldn't open a hole in a fucking Capri Sun pouch
March 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM
You have blockers, the Giants couldn't open a hole in a fucking Capri Sun pouch
It turns out that no you cannot say something without everyone getting mad, apparently
March 5, 2024 at 9:26 PM
It turns out that no you cannot say something without everyone getting mad, apparently
The Iliad was the first notable literary instance of The Boys Are Brawling in the Parking Lot tho
March 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The Iliad was the first notable literary instance of The Boys Are Brawling in the Parking Lot tho
I see you, I hear you. Mark Gubicza.
February 22, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I see you, I hear you. Mark Gubicza.
Some will say it was the clownish penalty killing effort by the Islanders that let the Rangers come back to win, but real ones know it was the beautiful shirts
February 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Some will say it was the clownish penalty killing effort by the Islanders that let the Rangers come back to win, but real ones know it was the beautiful shirts
Her beauty in the moonsault overthrew you
February 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Her beauty in the moonsault overthrew you