Jesse Cazakoff
@jessecaz.bsky.social
Self-appointed Mercenary Statcrew/NLS King of the Hudson Valley. Free from the Bad Place.
Thank you Alex Wennberg for the birthday gift I love it
May 26, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Thank you Alex Wennberg for the birthday gift I love it
The Rangers just did the hockey equivalent of the movie/TV trope where the pilot pulls the nosediving plane up and over the mountain at the last nanosecond
May 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The Rangers just did the hockey equivalent of the movie/TV trope where the pilot pulls the nosediving plane up and over the mountain at the last nanosecond
(ascending to undreamt of new plane of existence) BBBBBBIIIINNNGGGG BBBBBOOOOONNNNGGGG
April 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
(ascending to undreamt of new plane of existence) BBBBBBIIIINNNGGGG BBBBBOOOOONNNNGGGG
Game 1 to DA KNICKERBOCKERZ BAYBEE
April 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Game 1 to DA KNICKERBOCKERZ BAYBEE
$66.63 (plus fee) for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #charitibundibowl to honor the legacy of the only year I spent as an SID in FBS, the 1st 0-12 team ever, the 2005 NMSU Aggies, who lost 24-21 to USU to set the record. Hal Mumme went 10-37 in 4 years in Las Cruces. (20.05+12+24.21+10.37)
April 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
$66.63 (plus fee) for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #charitibundibowl to honor the legacy of the only year I spent as an SID in FBS, the 1st 0-12 team ever, the 2005 NMSU Aggies, who lost 24-21 to USU to set the record. Hal Mumme went 10-37 in 4 years in Las Cruces. (20.05+12+24.21+10.37)
You can't look directly into the sun anymore and get your retinas flash fried, because of woke
April 8, 2024 at 4:58 PM
You can't look directly into the sun anymore and get your retinas flash fried, because of woke
4 game sweep in Houston to start 2024, Yankees vibes all the way up
March 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
4 game sweep in Houston to start 2024, Yankees vibes all the way up
Attention @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have Pittsburgh Bobblehead Heist news to report www.nhl.com/penguins/new...
March 14, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Attention @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have Pittsburgh Bobblehead Heist news to report www.nhl.com/penguins/new...
Rangers outdoor stadium game jerseys are immaculate, I can't explain it but they look like the walls of every slice joint in the tri-state area
February 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Rangers outdoor stadium game jerseys are immaculate, I can't explain it but they look like the walls of every slice joint in the tri-state area
If you actually gambled on the Gronk thing please drive yourself to jail right now
February 11, 2024 at 11:33 PM
If you actually gambled on the Gronk thing please drive yourself to jail right now
What if each NFL and college team had just 1 sideline coach who didn't think numbers, arithmetic, and/or linear time is Woke Lib Shit, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world
January 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM
What if each NFL and college team had just 1 sideline coach who didn't think numbers, arithmetic, and/or linear time is Woke Lib Shit, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world
When I take a henching gig for Riddler on Taskrabbit to pay a few bills and the Caped Crusader swoops out of the shadows and beats my ass to a pulp
January 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
When I take a henching gig for Riddler on Taskrabbit to pay a few bills and the Caped Crusader swoops out of the shadows and beats my ass to a pulp
There's the Jordan Love that lost to Tommy DeVito
January 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
There's the Jordan Love that lost to Tommy DeVito
Unexpectedly to me anyway, per his post-game interview Lamar Jackson is a "great group a' guys" guy @jasonkirk.fyi
January 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Unexpectedly to me anyway, per his post-game interview Lamar Jackson is a "great group a' guys" guy @jasonkirk.fyi
Have never seen such a prolonged run of such dogshit quality ball from a team with as much talent as these Eagles. Science needs to provide answers
January 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Have never seen such a prolonged run of such dogshit quality ball from a team with as much talent as these Eagles. Science needs to provide answers
Mike McCarthy do your post-game press conference entirely nude challenge, really go out with a bang
January 14, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Mike McCarthy do your post-game press conference entirely nude challenge, really go out with a bang
Prepared for GB to fuck this up somehow but we Cowboys haters are THRIVING rn
January 14, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Prepared for GB to fuck this up somehow but we Cowboys haters are THRIVING rn
Giants 24 Eagles 0, I understand those words and numbers but very much not in that order
January 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Giants 24 Eagles 0, I understand those words and numbers but very much not in that order
Please unplug the Rose Bowl and plug it back in
January 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Please unplug the Rose Bowl and plug it back in
Not sure why Aggies fans think they had a bad season, I mean, 3/4ths of the playoff is Texas, A, and M
January 1, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Not sure why Aggies fans think they had a bad season, I mean, 3/4ths of the playoff is Texas, A, and M
Philadelphia playing with its food way too much for anybody to feel good about the playoffs, yikes
December 26, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Philadelphia playing with its food way too much for anybody to feel good about the playoffs, yikes
Eagles fans in a game they're still winning and will win easily: I'm going to set my entire neighborhood on fire and then throw myself down the sewer
December 26, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Eagles fans in a game they're still winning and will win easily: I'm going to set my entire neighborhood on fire and then throw myself down the sewer
Eagles why go full Giants, YOU NEVER GO FULL GIANTS
December 25, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Eagles why go full Giants, YOU NEVER GO FULL GIANTS
Great job Waller, what a fuckin acquisition that was
December 25, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Great job Waller, what a fuckin acquisition that was