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Jesse Alston
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Computational mammalogist at the University of Arizona. Public land and Green Bay Packers enjoyer.
Let’s hope you’re LaneKiffinposting winemom mantras after tonight
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I would like the Packers to move a bit faster on offense, but so many Packers takes would be different right now if defensive turnover luck was a bit better
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
And Mina, Robert Mays, and Derrik Klassen. Basically every football podcaster worth listening to
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Also, his offenses consistently get better as the season goes on, and I expect that to happen again this year. Could very well happen with the defense too as Hafley figures out how to maximize 1
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think MLF is a top 5 playcaller and offensive designer in the NFL. This season has been frustrating, but imo that’s mostly because of the nagging injuries and the first two games setting expectations so high. He gets too cute sometimes but so do Reid, Shanahan, and McVay
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It could be fun to watch on all-22 but if GB loses 20-19 because Bo Melton gets tackled for loss on a beautifully designed orbit motion screen on a pivotal 4th-and-1, the takes will be hotter than the sun
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been thinking about this and have decided Chris Brooks is going to play 40 snaps against the Eagles and you are going to become the joker
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My favorite podcast every week
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Easily top 5 cmikesspinmove bit
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“Fine starting nickel who is 26” went for $12 million a year last offseason
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t get this trade for the Titans—they would probably get a 2027 4 or 5 comp pick if they just let him walk? Unless they plan to spend big in FA, which has also not worked for them…
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The CAMBIUM NSF NRT is recruiting PhD students @uarizona.bsky.social! Fellowships for interdisciplinary training in biodiversity big data to adapt to & mitigate climate change impacts. Great fit for evolutionary genomics, bioinformatics, plant adaptation, ecology & more. cambium.arizona.edu 🧬🌐🌎
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just shared it with some folks
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Only necessary qualifications are typically a love for animals, willingness to work for very little pay, and ability to tolerate truly insane coworkers and bosses
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Does this simulation involve every AFC-NFC game going AFC the rest of the way? These numbers seem unpossible any other way
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I recall it being pretty easy to do from SoundCloud (albeit, 7 years ago)
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM