they looooove calling me jesse lyn and i always immediately correct them and say it right but then it starts the whole "oh wow i've never heard that name before!" and i just cut them off with a "what can i help you with today" bc please just let me put the fries in the bag holy shit

& he was like "she's fluent" & R was surprised bc he had no clue so when he shadowed me after that he was like oh shit it's true and i fear he may have accidentally healed something in me lol i grew up being "proud" of not having an accent in either language and now i feel like i can go back to that

AT HER BIG AGE pisses me tf off. she just took herself to urgent care bc she's peeing blood - she's on antibiotics, fighting a bad cold/cough and when my uncle asked if she's been hydrating herself she was like "just coffee" IF U DONT GET UR OLD ASS HOME, INTO BED *EARLY* IM GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS