jess
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One of my AP kids spent his whole paragraph writing time covering his Chromebook with lukewarm chow mein :(
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One of my AP kids spent his whole paragraph writing time covering his Chromebook with lukewarm chow mein :(
an actual photo of me explaining to my students that my black eye is from me being bad at catch and NOT a back-alley fight
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
an actual photo of me explaining to my students that my black eye is from me being bad at catch and NOT a back-alley fight
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ICE arrested a man on apparently nonexistent charges! Because they just get to do whatever the fuck they want to I guess, rule of law be damned!
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
ICE says man detained in Newberg has a DUII conviction. Yamhill County has no record of it
Moises Sotelo-Casas, 54, is being held in custody "pending removal," a spokesperson for ICE said in a statement.
www.kgw.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ICE arrested a man on apparently nonexistent charges! Because they just get to do whatever the fuck they want to I guess, rule of law be damned!
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
what does it mean when dealing with a flat tire on a Monday morning is more tolerable and less stressful than being at work?
June 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
what does it mean when dealing with a flat tire on a Monday morning is more tolerable and less stressful than being at work?
Reposted by jess
brb, thinking about that time a seventh grader (who was on a school no-hall-pass list) ripped a loose tooth out of her mouth to try to get out of my class.
March 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
brb, thinking about that time a seventh grader (who was on a school no-hall-pass list) ripped a loose tooth out of her mouth to try to get out of my class.
“If I could indoctrinate kids, I would get them to bring a pencil an—“
NO!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
INDOCTRINATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICAN EDUCATION, SLOWLY BUILDING THE VERY IDEOLOGY THAT LED US HERE, NOW.
YOUR CHOICE TO IGNORE THE SUBTLE NATURE OF INDOCTRINATION ENABLES IT TO PERSIST!
NO!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
INDOCTRINATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICAN EDUCATION, SLOWLY BUILDING THE VERY IDEOLOGY THAT LED US HERE, NOW.
YOUR CHOICE TO IGNORE THE SUBTLE NATURE OF INDOCTRINATION ENABLES IT TO PERSIST!
February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“If I could indoctrinate kids, I would get them to bring a pencil an—“
NO!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
INDOCTRINATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICAN EDUCATION, SLOWLY BUILDING THE VERY IDEOLOGY THAT LED US HERE, NOW.
YOUR CHOICE TO IGNORE THE SUBTLE NATURE OF INDOCTRINATION ENABLES IT TO PERSIST!
NO!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
INDOCTRINATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICAN EDUCATION, SLOWLY BUILDING THE VERY IDEOLOGY THAT LED US HERE, NOW.
YOUR CHOICE TO IGNORE THE SUBTLE NATURE OF INDOCTRINATION ENABLES IT TO PERSIST!
solely using this platform to keep track of how many times I have to stop to tie at least one of my shoes during the day.
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
solely using this platform to keep track of how many times I have to stop to tie at least one of my shoes during the day.