do you ever look at your kids and think, “wow we’d all die instantly if we were in the quiet place film universe”
August 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
do you ever look at your kids and think, “wow we’d all die instantly if we were in the quiet place film universe”
on a ms group on fb and people actually seriously discussing not taking dmts and doing a “natural route”
bitches we were all taking a “natural route” before this and we still got this bullshit disease
bitches we were all taking a “natural route” before this and we still got this bullshit disease
August 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
on a ms group on fb and people actually seriously discussing not taking dmts and doing a “natural route”
bitches we were all taking a “natural route” before this and we still got this bullshit disease
bitches we were all taking a “natural route” before this and we still got this bullshit disease
i forgot to tell you all i got a first in my degree and have been accepted to do a masters so
suck it bitch to everyone who doubted me
suck it bitch to everyone who doubted me
August 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i forgot to tell you all i got a first in my degree and have been accepted to do a masters so
suck it bitch to everyone who doubted me
suck it bitch to everyone who doubted me
i haven’t watched porn for 7 days, thanks starmer
August 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i haven’t watched porn for 7 days, thanks starmer
voted for two white men today
disappointed in myself but not surprised
disappointed in myself but not surprised
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
voted for two white men today
disappointed in myself but not surprised
disappointed in myself but not surprised
just did the face scan and it knew i was an adult straight away
didn’t even pause to think for even a moment
didn’t even pause to think for even a moment
a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
just did the face scan and it knew i was an adult straight away
didn’t even pause to think for even a moment
didn’t even pause to think for even a moment
5 y/o: how long is an hour
me: an hour
5 y/o: oh okay
me: an hour
5 y/o: oh okay
July 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
5 y/o: how long is an hour
me: an hour
5 y/o: oh okay
me: an hour
5 y/o: oh okay
i don’t understand straight people
July 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i don’t understand straight people
cat demands to be let outside
let indoor cat outside in the garden with me
cat gets angry at the wind
cat then gets mad at me for thinking i have created the wind
i try to explain i didn’t create the wind but he doesn’t believe me
cat demands to be let back inside
let indoor cat outside in the garden with me
cat gets angry at the wind
cat then gets mad at me for thinking i have created the wind
i try to explain i didn’t create the wind but he doesn’t believe me
cat demands to be let back inside
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
cat demands to be let outside
let indoor cat outside in the garden with me
cat gets angry at the wind
cat then gets mad at me for thinking i have created the wind
i try to explain i didn’t create the wind but he doesn’t believe me
cat demands to be let back inside
let indoor cat outside in the garden with me
cat gets angry at the wind
cat then gets mad at me for thinking i have created the wind
i try to explain i didn’t create the wind but he doesn’t believe me
cat demands to be let back inside
had the interview for this btw and i did the very best i could so if i don’t get it im completely giving up on life ❤️
this was brought on as i’ve got an interview for a masters degree soon and im having humongous imposter vibes
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
had the interview for this btw and i did the very best i could so if i don’t get it im completely giving up on life ❤️
he did it 🥹 he finally let me hold his dick whilst he peed 🥹🥹🥹
July 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
he did it 🥹 he finally let me hold his dick whilst he peed 🥹🥹🥹
it’s mad that i literally found the love of my life on twitter and we are still so in love and happy
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it’s mad that i literally found the love of my life on twitter and we are still so in love and happy
it’s too hot to function
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it’s too hot to function
my friend asked me what’s the difference between a poached egg and a boiled egg and i couldn’t answer
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my friend asked me what’s the difference between a poached egg and a boiled egg and i couldn’t answer
trying to teach our 5 year old to face time, didn’t pick up one time cause i was getting juice and saw this notification on my phone
June 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
trying to teach our 5 year old to face time, didn’t pick up one time cause i was getting juice and saw this notification on my phone
when you go to your master’s pre interview where you’d become a psychotherapist with this as your pfp
June 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
when you go to your master’s pre interview where you’d become a psychotherapist with this as your pfp
not to fish for compliments but i’m feeling really ugly and worthless atm ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
June 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
not to fish for compliments but i’m feeling really ugly and worthless atm ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
when my teenager daughter asks me why i never get angry
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when my teenager daughter asks me why i never get angry
is anyone else’s indoor cat violently pissed off with them because they think it’s your fault the house is so hot
June 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
is anyone else’s indoor cat violently pissed off with them because they think it’s your fault the house is so hot
i asked for teddy’s reaction to all of this
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i asked for teddy’s reaction to all of this
