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Jeska Dzwigalski
@jeska.bsky.social
Curious, creative, generalist, mom, concert-goer, book reader, cake baker, crowdfunder, San Francisco remainer, she/her
Sometimes the irony of post-capitalism is just too much.

“Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel” robot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Husband had a layover at O’Hare on the way back from a funeral in the Midwest and stopped to pick up our family’s preferred Chicago popcorn in the terminal.

Or, how I know he’s a keeper.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Of course women don’t Ike the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s Wonder Woman’s invisible plane.
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It’s a good mail day when you find a new book (old book? New old book?) from one of your fave authors @richardkadrey.bsky.social at your door! Can’t wait to read Kamikaze L’amour :)
August 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This little bad boy. Which might technically be a “smartphone” unsure…. But I miss the tactile keyboard big time.
August 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The opening scenes of “Heavy Rain” where your kid runs into a crowd at a mall and you’re tracking him through a crowd and the stress level was insane.

And this was before I had kids I can’t even imagine playing it now.
May 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
For real.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We are not a serious country.
April 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Places an order to be delivered. Kinda gives new meaning to Jesus take the wheel.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wow! Chappell Roan, accepting her Best New Artist Grammy and asking the music industry to improve health care for artists.

She’s such a star. #KidsAreOk #PinkPonyClub
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
As always, Dorothy Parker has the best advice.

h/t @jordantierney.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Today my youngest and I discovered that some sloths have adorable tiny tails that we've dubbed "butt nubbins" and I've never been more delighted by something so ridiculous.

It's also just fun to say "butt nubbins" (butt nubs for short).
December 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Calm down Cleveland Ohio.

Voice mail from “probable spam” … the robots are getting cranky. #pleasereturnmycallatyourearliestconvenience
October 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #535,271! Check me out lol
September 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Kiddos had a great time at Alamo Drafthouse yesterday watching their annual Cat Video Fest (basically an edited version of funny cat videos from the Internet). Then I introduced them to The Simpsons pinball.

10/10 day no notes.
August 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
“You think it will never happen to you, that it cannot happen to you, that you are the only person in the world to whom none of these things will ever happen, and then, one by one, they all begin to happen to you, in the same way they happen to everyone else.”
- Paul Auster

RIP to one of my faves
May 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
From SF Craigslist, I'm 90% sure this is some sort of elaborate jewelry heist.

"It's cool, we're just going to photograph your gold, what's your address again for the $50 payoff?"
January 15, 2024 at 9:21 PM
So. Hot.
November 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Is this why the youngs are having less of the sex?
November 18, 2023 at 10:58 PM
My oldest kiddo and I just created a Druid character on midjourney based on an idea he had playing dnd (below).

AI might kill us all someday, but as a creative tool, it easily helps you make exactly what you “see” in your head in a way that’s really satisfying and fun.
November 17, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Luna and her incredibly boop-able nose.
November 11, 2023 at 4:16 AM
People with all the books represent!
November 10, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Had to kidjourney this one lol
October 27, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Yah!
October 4, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Found elsewhere on the net & thought immediately of you @theauthorguy.bsky.social #squirrel
September 25, 2023 at 11:15 PM