Tommy J, Dadbod Supermodel
@jerseyfreshest.bsky.social
NJ fresh, retired from marriage, Gen X AF, compliment fisherman, comedy writer / comedian, #Cuse, #Jets, #NYY, 2X stroke survivor, LOL MVP, ⚽️ Dad, lemonade maker, lefty, guy with the awesome Bumble profile your girlfriends send to the text group
The worst part about X (Twitter) totally freezing on this first day of NFL free agency is that my screen is locked on a photo of Nancy Mace in a hot tub
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The worst part about X (Twitter) totally freezing on this first day of NFL free agency is that my screen is locked on a photo of Nancy Mace in a hot tub
From now on, whenever I can’t remember someone’s name, I’m gonna mumble “Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name” while doing my best Eddie Vedder impression
February 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
From now on, whenever I can’t remember someone’s name, I’m gonna mumble “Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name” while doing my best Eddie Vedder impression
It feels like America is in the 3rd period of a very chippy hockey game and the benches are about to clear for an epic brawl
January 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It feels like America is in the 3rd period of a very chippy hockey game and the benches are about to clear for an epic brawl
Trump has announced that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Ambassadors to Hollywood.” Wow… First his house burns down and now this… It’s been a rough week for James Woods
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump has announced that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Ambassadors to Hollywood.” Wow… First his house burns down and now this… It’s been a rough week for James Woods
Trump has announced that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Ambassadors to Hollywood.” Hasn’t Los Angeles suffered enough this week?
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump has announced that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Ambassadors to Hollywood.” Hasn’t Los Angeles suffered enough this week?
This reindeer definitely voted for Trump
December 12, 2024 at 6:10 AM
This reindeer definitely voted for Trump
Leave it to America to invent the turducken - a Russian nesting doll you can eat!!!
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Leave it to America to invent the turducken - a Russian nesting doll you can eat!!!
Blue Man Group ending its NYC run after 30 years and over 17,000 performances is such sad news for Tobias Fünke
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Blue Man Group ending its NYC run after 30 years and over 17,000 performances is such sad news for Tobias Fünke
Wanna feel old? Cindy Lou Who is now 60 years-old
November 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Wanna feel old? Cindy Lou Who is now 60 years-old
People will try to tell you The Sugarhill Gang’s 1979 hit #RappersDelight was the first ever rap song, but I’m here to tell you that Judy Garland preceded them by 40 years in #TheWizardOfOz on “Come Out, Come Out” - So yes, the first-ever rapper was a white girl from Kansas 😂
November 15, 2024 at 5:31 AM
People will try to tell you The Sugarhill Gang’s 1979 hit #RappersDelight was the first ever rap song, but I’m here to tell you that Judy Garland preceded them by 40 years in #TheWizardOfOz on “Come Out, Come Out” - So yes, the first-ever rapper was a white girl from Kansas 😂
My dad died a little over a year ago. Below is his cat, Sheeba. Today, nearly 13 months later, we finally found a home for her. This is a “Write Your Spec” post
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
My dad died a little over a year ago. Below is his cat, Sheeba. Today, nearly 13 months later, we finally found a home for her. This is a “Write Your Spec” post
Welcome to Facebook Dating: For when you wanna have sex, but also argue with someone whose politics you fucking despise
November 12, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Welcome to Facebook Dating: For when you wanna have sex, but also argue with someone whose politics you fucking despise