Jerry Lambert
@jerrylambert.bsky.social
Bestselling author and producer. Just returning to BlueSky after a social media hiatus.
Wtf you own what exactly?
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wtf you own what exactly?
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
#Wicked hot takes: I really liked For Good. Wicked was so much like the musical. Wicked II was so much like the book. The book had a theme of fascism that WII fleshed out better than WI. Jonathan and Cynthia, while being amazing in their respective roles, have zero chemistry. #ForGood
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
55 today. How’d I get so old?
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
55 today. How’d I get so old?
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
Frankenstein has a wonderful allusion to Bride of Frankenstein. The ribbon wrapped sleeves of her wedding gown are a call back to the Bride of Frankenstein’s wrappings. #filmsky #frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Frankenstein has a wonderful allusion to Bride of Frankenstein. The ribbon wrapped sleeves of her wedding gown are a call back to the Bride of Frankenstein’s wrappings. #filmsky #frankenstein
Making a batch of #keto peanut butter cookies.
1 C peanut butter (no sugar added)
1/2 cup monkfruit sweetener (add more to taste) I use brown or golden
1 egg
Up to a cup of no sugar chocolate chips
350 for 15-20
One is usually pretty satisfying for me. About 100 calories each.
1 C peanut butter (no sugar added)
1/2 cup monkfruit sweetener (add more to taste) I use brown or golden
1 egg
Up to a cup of no sugar chocolate chips
350 for 15-20
One is usually pretty satisfying for me. About 100 calories each.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Making a batch of #keto peanut butter cookies.
1 C peanut butter (no sugar added)
1/2 cup monkfruit sweetener (add more to taste) I use brown or golden
1 egg
Up to a cup of no sugar chocolate chips
350 for 15-20
One is usually pretty satisfying for me. About 100 calories each.
1 C peanut butter (no sugar added)
1/2 cup monkfruit sweetener (add more to taste) I use brown or golden
1 egg
Up to a cup of no sugar chocolate chips
350 for 15-20
One is usually pretty satisfying for me. About 100 calories each.
Im a commander at a Handmaid’s Tale themed party, as we whistle past the graveyard that is fascism in America
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Im a commander at a Handmaid’s Tale themed party, as we whistle past the graveyard that is fascism in America
We lost our Abby this week, also. It’s so hard. There’s all this unconditional love thats gone and you feel it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We lost our Abby this week, also. It’s so hard. There’s all this unconditional love thats gone and you feel it.
#halloween
Some neighborhoods have full size candy bars, some raise the bar a notch
Some neighborhoods have full size candy bars, some raise the bar a notch
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#halloween
Some neighborhoods have full size candy bars, some raise the bar a notch
Some neighborhoods have full size candy bars, some raise the bar a notch
Welcome to Derry is off to a great start. I’m excited by one particular credit, and that’s Chris Chalk as Dick Hallorann, a character you may remember from The Shining. Also, imagine have Fart Girl as your IMDb credit. #Derry
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Welcome to Derry is off to a great start. I’m excited by one particular credit, and that’s Chris Chalk as Dick Hallorann, a character you may remember from The Shining. Also, imagine have Fart Girl as your IMDb credit. #Derry
We just lost our baby Abby. She had a stroke this weekend at 16. What a joy it was to be one of her daddies. I’m so glad I got to be there to comfort her as she crossed over the rainbow bridge. We will miss her terribly, but we gave her the best life we could. #dachshund
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We just lost our baby Abby. She had a stroke this weekend at 16. What a joy it was to be one of her daddies. I’m so glad I got to be there to comfort her as she crossed over the rainbow bridge. We will miss her terribly, but we gave her the best life we could. #dachshund
I hope this bite doesn’t get infected
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I hope this bite doesn’t get infected
Such an incredibly good series. I remember when Hillary was running for president and a lot of young gays were angry with her over her husbands Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, because they weren’t there and they don’t know what a favor it was to closeted enlistees. It was the first step toward freedom. #boots
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Such an incredibly good series. I remember when Hillary was running for president and a lot of young gays were angry with her over her husbands Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, because they weren’t there and they don’t know what a favor it was to closeted enlistees. It was the first step toward freedom. #boots
A fundamental misunderstanding Americans have is that capitalism is somehow saving them money lol
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A fundamental misunderstanding Americans have is that capitalism is somehow saving them money lol
Off topic, but have we been discussing the French detective (?) here at the scene of the Louvre robbery? Because I am obsessed. Is he from the 1920s the 1940s or modern day? I love the temporal ambiguity.
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Off topic, but have we been discussing the French detective (?) here at the scene of the Louvre robbery? Because I am obsessed. Is he from the 1920s the 1940s or modern day? I love the temporal ambiguity.
Ugh. Andrea Bocelli is MAGA. Disappointing, but the Italians do have an affinity for fascism.
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ugh. Andrea Bocelli is MAGA. Disappointing, but the Italians do have an affinity for fascism.
