Jerry Lambert
@jerrylambert.bsky.social
Bestselling author and producer. Just returning to BlueSky after a social media hiatus.
I saw some Heated Rivalry discourse about the sexuality of the two stars and I have to reiterate that no one owes you access to their private lives. No actor or writer owes you. There is something very MAGA about needing to know someone’s sexuality before you can enjoy their media. #heatedrivalry
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I saw some Heated Rivalry discourse about the sexuality of the two stars and I have to reiterate that no one owes you access to their private lives. No actor or writer owes you. There is something very MAGA about needing to know someone’s sexuality before you can enjoy their media. #heatedrivalry
Wtf you own what exactly?
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wtf you own what exactly?
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
Heated Rivalry is very horny but it also has a good storyline.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Heated Rivalry is very horny but it also has a good storyline.
So people cancelled Nicki Minaj for being MAGA but you hadn’t already cancelled her for being married to a pedophile?
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So people cancelled Nicki Minaj for being MAGA but you hadn’t already cancelled her for being married to a pedophile?
Ok so Oz was a city with an entire boner for the color green, so why did they hate on Elphaba for being green? A question I have asked for 25yrs or so. #wicked
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok so Oz was a city with an entire boner for the color green, so why did they hate on Elphaba for being green? A question I have asked for 25yrs or so. #wicked
#WickedForGood hot takes: you can be an Oscar winning actor, and also be a terrible singer. And have a movie musical open with that terrible vocal was a choice in an otherwise solidly good film.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#WickedForGood hot takes: you can be an Oscar winning actor, and also be a terrible singer. And have a movie musical open with that terrible vocal was a choice in an otherwise solidly good film.
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
#Wicked hot takes: I really liked For Good. Wicked was so much like the musical. Wicked II was so much like the book. The book had a theme of fascism that WII fleshed out better than WI. Jonathan and Cynthia, while being amazing in their respective roles, have zero chemistry. #ForGood
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Michelle Yeoh is a wonderful actress who cannot sing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Michelle Yeoh is a wonderful actress who cannot sing.
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
55 today. How’d I get so old?
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
55 today. How’d I get so old?
Jesus said and did a lot of great things. The only disagreeable thing Christ gave us was christians.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jesus said and did a lot of great things. The only disagreeable thing Christ gave us was christians.
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
Despite everything else, we have to appreciate Trump being the first queer president.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Despite everything else, we have to appreciate Trump being the first queer president.
I see a lot of you complaining about Dems and I see that you’ve learned nothing from last week’s wins and you’ve learned nothing from republicans. If you think you’re going to elect a Mamdani or an AOC into every Dem congress seat, then I hope you’re ready for massive fails at the midterms.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I see a lot of you complaining about Dems and I see that you’ve learned nothing from last week’s wins and you’ve learned nothing from republicans. If you think you’re going to elect a Mamdani or an AOC into every Dem congress seat, then I hope you’re ready for massive fails at the midterms.
I just accidentally cut someone off in traffic and I looked up and it was my husband. Fortunately I have a new car and I don’t think he recognizes it yet.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I just accidentally cut someone off in traffic and I looked up and it was my husband. Fortunately I have a new car and I don’t think he recognizes it yet.
Love this
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
Frankenstein has a wonderful allusion to Bride of Frankenstein. The ribbon wrapped sleeves of her wedding gown are a call back to the Bride of Frankenstein’s wrappings. #filmsky #frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Frankenstein has a wonderful allusion to Bride of Frankenstein. The ribbon wrapped sleeves of her wedding gown are a call back to the Bride of Frankenstein’s wrappings. #filmsky #frankenstein
Part two of a win is whether or not they accomplish what they said they would. It is imperative not to blindly worship a politician. Ever. It’s a lesson we keep being taught but don’t seem to learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Part two of a win is whether or not they accomplish what they said they would. It is imperative not to blindly worship a politician. Ever. It’s a lesson we keep being taught but don’t seem to learn.