Jeremy Svenson
@jeremysvenson.bsky.social
Writer of words and sometimes TV shows (ABC, CBS, FOX, TNT). Favorite foods: Sushi, Brunch, Thanksgiving. #WGA 🏳️🌈
Currently in development on a legal drama for ABC.
TV writing instructor at Script Anatomy.
Follow for occasional writing tips and bad jokes.
Currently in development on a legal drama for ABC.
TV writing instructor at Script Anatomy.
Follow for occasional writing tips and bad jokes.
FAVORITE VILLAIN
Mission: Impossible III
Phillip Seymour Hoffman nailed the twisted, sadistic Davian so well.
Honorable mention: The spicy tuna hand roll that chased Ethan’s motorcycle in Fallout (I can not take credit for this joke, it was a tweet I saw years ago andlives free in my brain)
4/n
Mission: Impossible III
Phillip Seymour Hoffman nailed the twisted, sadistic Davian so well.
Honorable mention: The spicy tuna hand roll that chased Ethan’s motorcycle in Fallout (I can not take credit for this joke, it was a tweet I saw years ago andlives free in my brain)
4/n
May 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
FAVORITE VILLAIN
Mission: Impossible III
Phillip Seymour Hoffman nailed the twisted, sadistic Davian so well.
Honorable mention: The spicy tuna hand roll that chased Ethan’s motorcycle in Fallout (I can not take credit for this joke, it was a tweet I saw years ago andlives free in my brain)
4/n
Mission: Impossible III
Phillip Seymour Hoffman nailed the twisted, sadistic Davian so well.
Honorable mention: The spicy tuna hand roll that chased Ethan’s motorcycle in Fallout (I can not take credit for this joke, it was a tweet I saw years ago andlives free in my brain)
4/n
Implement a 100% tariff, and ruin a movie:
“Twice Upon A Time In Hollywood”
“Twice Upon A Time In Hollywood”
May 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Implement a 100% tariff, and ruin a movie:
“Twice Upon A Time In Hollywood”
“Twice Upon A Time In Hollywood”
In ROMANCING THE STONE, Joan Wilder gets a call that her sister was kidnapped and has to go to Colombia with the ransom.
She doesn't want to go to Colombia and complains the whole way (discomfort!), but she still does it because her WANT is to save her sister, and nothing will stop her.
🧵7/9
She doesn't want to go to Colombia and complains the whole way (discomfort!), but she still does it because her WANT is to save her sister, and nothing will stop her.
🧵7/9
March 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In ROMANCING THE STONE, Joan Wilder gets a call that her sister was kidnapped and has to go to Colombia with the ransom.
She doesn't want to go to Colombia and complains the whole way (discomfort!), but she still does it because her WANT is to save her sister, and nothing will stop her.
🧵7/9
She doesn't want to go to Colombia and complains the whole way (discomfort!), but she still does it because her WANT is to save her sister, and nothing will stop her.
🧵7/9
Why do you think “Han shot first” is such a controversy? George Lucas took away his character’s agency, and fans were not having it!
🧵9/10
🧵9/10
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why do you think “Han shot first” is such a controversy? George Lucas took away his character’s agency, and fans were not having it!
🧵9/10
🧵9/10
This is why James Bond is never just tied up listening while the bad guy explains his evil plan. He’s tied to a slow moving torture device and must ACTIVELY try to escape!
🧵5/10
🧵5/10
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is why James Bond is never just tied up listening while the bad guy explains his evil plan. He’s tied to a slow moving torture device and must ACTIVELY try to escape!
🧵5/10
🧵5/10
60 SCAR nominations for Anora!? The Lion King couldn’t even.
January 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
60 SCAR nominations for Anora!? The Lion King couldn’t even.
Anyone getting this “Invalid Handle” notice on your profile, it’s apparently a glitch caused by Bluesky’s updated infrastructure (whatever that means?).
I fixed it by going to Settings > Change my handle > typing in my current handle
I fixed it by going to Settings > Change my handle > typing in my current handle
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Anyone getting this “Invalid Handle” notice on your profile, it’s apparently a glitch caused by Bluesky’s updated infrastructure (whatever that means?).
I fixed it by going to Settings > Change my handle > typing in my current handle
I fixed it by going to Settings > Change my handle > typing in my current handle