jeremy
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currently spitballing some big ideas, MacArthur fellow for suggesting a ‘gesundheit’ for burps.
“This is for when y’all wanna pass gas!”
June 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
“This is for when y’all wanna pass gas!”
nothing 2 eat in hell 😔
May 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
nothing 2 eat in hell 😔
me when i smoke (1) weed
May 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
me when i smoke (1) weed
“No! Vern! Don’t answer that, me knowing if you know what I mean in the future could have extremely dangerous implications! Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!”
May 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
“No! Vern! Don’t answer that, me knowing if you know what I mean in the future could have extremely dangerous implications! Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!”
me when "Opus No 1" starts playing
April 15, 2024 at 9:05 AM
me when "Opus No 1" starts playing
Barry Wong doing Morrissey-league numbers.
April 14, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Barry Wong doing Morrissey-league numbers.
Found this 7” earlier today. No text anywhere. Runoff groove says “SARAH 101 - Bananorak”? Mystery
April 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Found this 7” earlier today. No text anywhere. Runoff groove says “SARAH 101 - Bananorak”? Mystery
HK cinema is a treasure trove of forgotten fashion tech.
April 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
HK cinema is a treasure trove of forgotten fashion tech.
Mark showing what the perfect male physique looks like in the R U Experienced? video.
“Looks a flying saucer to me. Goodbye.”
“Looks a flying saucer to me. Goodbye.”
March 29, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Mark showing what the perfect male physique looks like in the R U Experienced? video.
“Looks a flying saucer to me. Goodbye.”
“Looks a flying saucer to me. Goodbye.”
Coworker: “get into anything good this weekend?”
Me: “…”
Me: “…”
February 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Coworker: “get into anything good this weekend?”
Me: “…”
Me: “…”
it used to be fun to go on the internet and see someone being very wrong
February 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
it used to be fun to go on the internet and see someone being very wrong
On my way to grape ape grape ape.
February 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
On my way to grape ape grape ape.
Zenith remotes relied on the ultrasonic noise of struck aluminum rods. After the advent of microcontrollers, they did away with the rods and generated the tones electronically. (At some point, in the 80s, they eventually switched to infrared light)
February 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Zenith remotes relied on the ultrasonic noise of struck aluminum rods. After the advent of microcontrollers, they did away with the rods and generated the tones electronically. (At some point, in the 80s, they eventually switched to infrared light)
That goat account keeps posting goats that look like they dip and say “dudn’t” instead of doesn’t. I love it.
February 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
That goat account keeps posting goats that look like they dip and say “dudn’t” instead of doesn’t. I love it.
mfw I would like to see the storage facility… please.
February 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
mfw I would like to see the storage facility… please.
“What is Vigina in French?”
February 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
“What is Vigina in French?”
I was reading the Wikipedia entry for omorashi (Japanese pee fetish) and this was really interesting.
I don’t know if I can think of any situation like that where a manufacturer of an item that’s also used by fetishists was like “Thanks! You’re the best thing that happened to our business.”
I don’t know if I can think of any situation like that where a manufacturer of an item that’s also used by fetishists was like “Thanks! You’re the best thing that happened to our business.”
![From entry on omorashi on Wikipedia: “In 2021, NorthShore Care Supply (the leading direct-to-consumer brand of high absorbency adult diapers and incontinence supplies in the United States) published a statement via their website regarding people who wear their products out of preference rather than medical need. It affirmed that "people who wear adult diapers (aka tab-style briefs) voluntarily [...] have been the best thing to happen to the incontinence products industry since the invention of adhesive tape." According to the website, such people have "driven the whole category past the thin industrial products, past the drug store or even national brands, and into a place where there is a size, fit, thickness, absorbency, color, and yes, even print, for every imaginable application. They are hugely responsible for the mindboggling variety we have to choose from." [36]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:usozbp3fize42vx4tcyrc7e7/bafkreifkmiyb3fsffif25gco4fge77yentqyilqbpbmxhrld7rclqpdrde@jpeg)
February 13, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I was reading the Wikipedia entry for omorashi (Japanese pee fetish) and this was really interesting.
I don’t know if I can think of any situation like that where a manufacturer of an item that’s also used by fetishists was like “Thanks! You’re the best thing that happened to our business.”
I don’t know if I can think of any situation like that where a manufacturer of an item that’s also used by fetishists was like “Thanks! You’re the best thing that happened to our business.”
Just looks like Aleister Crowley didn’t know how to exit vim.
February 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Just looks like Aleister Crowley didn’t know how to exit vim.
Going to get this blown up to poster-sized and put it over my monitor.
February 10, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Going to get this blown up to poster-sized and put it over my monitor.
Had that dream again where someone keeps tapping on my door and when I look out the window I see the Tele Detector van.
February 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Had that dream again where someone keeps tapping on my door and when I look out the window I see the Tele Detector van.
How it feels to mix in mono and then go back to stereo.
February 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
How it feels to mix in mono and then go back to stereo.
I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet but… do you think True Detective s04 production asked for the police patches to resemble Bowie or did the designer just sneak that in there?
January 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet but… do you think True Detective s04 production asked for the police patches to resemble Bowie or did the designer just sneak that in there?