jeremy
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currently spitballing some big ideas, MacArthur fellow for suggesting a ‘gesundheit’ for burps.
I want to see a horror movie about some haunted potpourri.
January 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I want to see a horror movie about some haunted potpourri.
Me, back when I was a steppe dweller, bereft of any worldly possessions beyond what the mongol invaders left me with: I imagine I could walk there…
Fellow steppe dweller who has a Southern twang for this brief missive: Yakult, but you won’t like it.
Fellow steppe dweller who has a Southern twang for this brief missive: Yakult, but you won’t like it.
January 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me, back when I was a steppe dweller, bereft of any worldly possessions beyond what the mongol invaders left me with: I imagine I could walk there…
Fellow steppe dweller who has a Southern twang for this brief missive: Yakult, but you won’t like it.
Fellow steppe dweller who has a Southern twang for this brief missive: Yakult, but you won’t like it.
“Looking good. Feeling good.” I say, staring right down the camera barrel. I hold up today’s newspaper, videotaped proof of life is standard practice.
“Tremendous.” I say as the brigands force feed me slivers of my own clothing.
“Tremendous.” I say as the brigands force feed me slivers of my own clothing.
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“Looking good. Feeling good.” I say, staring right down the camera barrel. I hold up today’s newspaper, videotaped proof of life is standard practice.
“Tremendous.” I say as the brigands force feed me slivers of my own clothing.
“Tremendous.” I say as the brigands force feed me slivers of my own clothing.
It's Eno doc day. It's apparently different every time you watch it due to generative elements.
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www.ohyouprettythings.com/new-products...
Stream the Eno documentary worldwide — Oh You Pretty Things
A global streaming event showing multiple unique versions of "Eno", the groundbreaking generative documentary about musician and artist Brian Eno. A film about creativity that's never the same twice.
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January 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's Eno doc day. It's apparently different every time you watch it due to generative elements.
www.ohyouprettythings.com/new-products...
www.ohyouprettythings.com/new-products...
Draining a band of adventurers with a necrotic Life Drain and smacking my lips, all, "Mmm... That joie de vivre!"
January 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Draining a band of adventurers with a necrotic Life Drain and smacking my lips, all, "Mmm... That joie de vivre!"
An apothecary where you can have secrets cut and excised from your tongue.
Be wary. They will burn your secret away in a brazier. But can you be sure the flesh that chars if from your mouth or did the physicker swap it with legerdemain?
Be wary. They will burn your secret away in a brazier. But can you be sure the flesh that chars if from your mouth or did the physicker swap it with legerdemain?
January 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
An apothecary where you can have secrets cut and excised from your tongue.
Be wary. They will burn your secret away in a brazier. But can you be sure the flesh that chars if from your mouth or did the physicker swap it with legerdemain?
Be wary. They will burn your secret away in a brazier. But can you be sure the flesh that chars if from your mouth or did the physicker swap it with legerdemain?
“Rudimentary, my dear Peni.”
October 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
“Rudimentary, my dear Peni.”
Pretty bummed that I never tried the Paul Weller cut before baldness came for me.
September 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Pretty bummed that I never tried the Paul Weller cut before baldness came for me.
Beavis didn’t mention it often but he was a Branch Davidian.
September 4, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Beavis didn’t mention it often but he was a Branch Davidian.
worth.
Osees live | Freak Valley Festival 2024 | Rockpalast
YouTube video by WDR Rockpalast
youtu.be
August 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
worth.
The chorus of angels stand in a circle, waiting for a new voice to signal what song they should exalt the most high with.
Joe Strummer (looking around apprehensively) Breaking rocks in the... hot sun.
Shifty Shellshock (excitedly): Come my lady. Oh, my lady. Come, come.
God nods, for it is good.
Joe Strummer (looking around apprehensively) Breaking rocks in the... hot sun.
Shifty Shellshock (excitedly): Come my lady. Oh, my lady. Come, come.
God nods, for it is good.
July 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The chorus of angels stand in a circle, waiting for a new voice to signal what song they should exalt the most high with.
Joe Strummer (looking around apprehensively) Breaking rocks in the... hot sun.
Shifty Shellshock (excitedly): Come my lady. Oh, my lady. Come, come.
God nods, for it is good.
Joe Strummer (looking around apprehensively) Breaking rocks in the... hot sun.
Shifty Shellshock (excitedly): Come my lady. Oh, my lady. Come, come.
God nods, for it is good.
If you need me, I’ll be busy getting in touch with my inner child by whispering the lyrics to “God of Emptiness” by Morbid Angel on the back pew of the rectory.
July 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
If you need me, I’ll be busy getting in touch with my inner child by whispering the lyrics to “God of Emptiness” by Morbid Angel on the back pew of the rectory.
A video game where you burn down your job (it loads it from google maps) and the mayor cries (you get points when the mayor cries)
July 10, 2024 at 11:42 PM
A video game where you burn down your job (it loads it from google maps) and the mayor cries (you get points when the mayor cries)
Me, fumbling through cd jewel cases driving a car through kiosks in an empty shopping mall: “The Above The Rim soundtrack would go so hard right now”
July 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Me, fumbling through cd jewel cases driving a car through kiosks in an empty shopping mall: “The Above The Rim soundtrack would go so hard right now”
“New Jesus Lizard video please.”
The monkey’s paw shudders and lowers one of its nine fingers.
The monkey’s paw shudders and lowers one of its nine fingers.
July 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
“New Jesus Lizard video please.”
The monkey’s paw shudders and lowers one of its nine fingers.
The monkey’s paw shudders and lowers one of its nine fingers.
Ripping off a drum pattern is ok, huh? Like, standard practice?
July 7, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Ripping off a drum pattern is ok, huh? Like, standard practice?
Aaron Rash’s Utero IR pack is so fantastic. Get it.
July 5, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Aaron Rash’s Utero IR pack is so fantastic. Get it.
Me, dipping a finger into the creek and lazily tasting it: “This won’t do at all, fellas. It’s just water.”
Gold dust shimmers kaleidoscopic in the whorls of the eddy.
Gold dust shimmers kaleidoscopic in the whorls of the eddy.
July 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Me, dipping a finger into the creek and lazily tasting it: “This won’t do at all, fellas. It’s just water.”
Gold dust shimmers kaleidoscopic in the whorls of the eddy.
Gold dust shimmers kaleidoscopic in the whorls of the eddy.
Laughed out of the surf shop for asking if Mr Zog sold a virgin wax.
June 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Laughed out of the surf shop for asking if Mr Zog sold a virgin wax.
Baring my soul, El Paso style.
June 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Baring my soul, El Paso style.
Throwing rocks into my blender until the gravel is just right.
June 18, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Throwing rocks into my blender until the gravel is just right.
completely convinced that I could immediately worm my way into any medieval king’s court if I got to bring Nestle Quik in the time machine
June 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
completely convinced that I could immediately worm my way into any medieval king’s court if I got to bring Nestle Quik in the time machine
Writing my enemies’ names on a piece of paper and then forcing it into the overflowing mouth of the golem.
June 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Writing my enemies’ names on a piece of paper and then forcing it into the overflowing mouth of the golem.
“This is for when y’all wanna pass gas!”
June 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
“This is for when y’all wanna pass gas!”
Earlier I was thinking about how if, in The Kings Speech, in that balcony address he just went into Buttermilk Biscuits by Sir Mixalot.
June 13, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Earlier I was thinking about how if, in The Kings Speech, in that balcony address he just went into Buttermilk Biscuits by Sir Mixalot.