Jermz
@jeremypayton.bsky.social
A writer with ADHD. Horror lover. True crime and documentary enthusiast. Active Pokemon Go
Trainer. Sports enjoyer. Coffee guzzler. Retired wannabe rockstar. Dog dad. Not a foodie.
Trainer. Sports enjoyer. Coffee guzzler. Retired wannabe rockstar. Dog dad. Not a foodie.
August 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The title card of this MTV Classic show bothers me.
1. It shows a frame from Hold On by Wilson Phillips which came out in 1990.
2. It should be ‘80s, not 80’s.
1. It shows a frame from Hold On by Wilson Phillips which came out in 1990.
2. It should be ‘80s, not 80’s.
February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The title card of this MTV Classic show bothers me.
1. It shows a frame from Hold On by Wilson Phillips which came out in 1990.
2. It should be ‘80s, not 80’s.
1. It shows a frame from Hold On by Wilson Phillips which came out in 1990.
2. It should be ‘80s, not 80’s.
I may have found a genuine Banksy at the park.
January 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I may have found a genuine Banksy at the park.
Raccoon penis bone pendant. Etsy never lets me down.
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Raccoon penis bone pendant. Etsy never lets me down.
I found this gem in my camera roll. It’s funnier without context.
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I found this gem in my camera roll. It’s funnier without context.
This happened today. Still playing Pokemon. @ RivalWeejax.
January 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This happened today. Still playing Pokemon. @ RivalWeejax.
Didn’t expect these Pet Sematary vibes while out walking the dog. Sometimes dead is better #StephenKing #horror
January 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Didn’t expect these Pet Sematary vibes while out walking the dog. Sometimes dead is better #StephenKing #horror
Stray dog: runs with man for 77 miles.
My dog after walking around the block once:
My dog after walking around the block once:
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Stray dog: runs with man for 77 miles.
My dog after walking around the block once:
My dog after walking around the block once:
Home Depot, probably: “Our ads aren’t scary enough. Ask Stephen King if he has any ideas.”
Two weeks later:
Two weeks later:
January 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Home Depot, probably: “Our ads aren’t scary enough. Ask Stephen King if he has any ideas.”
Two weeks later:
Two weeks later:
There’s a player for Texas with the last name Gilbo (sp?) and every time they say his name in this Ohio State game, I think about Mary Gilbo on American Idol.
January 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There’s a player for Texas with the last name Gilbo (sp?) and every time they say his name in this Ohio State game, I think about Mary Gilbo on American Idol.
Me, earlier today, finding out my blood type is O-
January 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me, earlier today, finding out my blood type is O-
I saw Pee Wee’s Big Adventure in the theatre when I was 5 and the Large Marge scene scared me so bad that I literally pooped my pants.
January 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I saw Pee Wee’s Big Adventure in the theatre when I was 5 and the Large Marge scene scared me so bad that I literally pooped my pants.
The Artax scene in The Neverending Story might be the top traumatic childhood movie moment but Anty vs. the scorpion in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is up there. 😭
January 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Artax scene in The Neverending Story might be the top traumatic childhood movie moment but Anty vs. the scorpion in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is up there. 😭
January 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Christmas, then + now. (w/ @riotpixel.bsky.social )
December 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Christmas, then + now. (w/ @riotpixel.bsky.social )
1. Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
2. Sneaker Pimps - Becoming X
3. Stabbing Westward - Wither Blister
4. Rammstein - Sehnsucht
2. Sneaker Pimps - Becoming X
3. Stabbing Westward - Wither Blister
4. Rammstein - Sehnsucht
December 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
1. Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
2. Sneaker Pimps - Becoming X
3. Stabbing Westward - Wither Blister
4. Rammstein - Sehnsucht
2. Sneaker Pimps - Becoming X
3. Stabbing Westward - Wither Blister
4. Rammstein - Sehnsucht
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid:
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid:
Every time I go to the eye doctor, this pops into my head. Every. Time.
December 7, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Every time I go to the eye doctor, this pops into my head. Every. Time.
Clay Matthews - Atlanta Falcons.
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Clay Matthews - Atlanta Falcons.
🎶 I always feel like somebody’s waaaatchin’ meee🎶
November 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
🎶 I always feel like somebody’s waaaatchin’ meee🎶
First post 101: a pic of your dog never fails.
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
First post 101: a pic of your dog never fails.