Jeremy Hoffman
Jeremy Hoffman
@jeremyhoffman.bsky.social
Google software engineer. Mountain View YIMBY. 🥑🔰 Advocate for housing, biking, transit. I enjoy games, puzzlehunts, guitar, fatherhood.
Great work! Captures a lot that I've experienced without putting it into words.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Jeremy Hoffman
As a result, the kids had to sell mom's home for $2.4M, and distribute the mostly tax-free profits amongst themselves. $700K for some. Just $700K, mostly tax free. Think of the children*!! /3

(*in their 50s)
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
K-Pop Demon Hunters is certainly a huge part of my life now!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well when some peoples property taxes are frozen artificially low, if spending isn't reduced proportionally, other people will have to pick up the slack with the taxes they pay, either property tax or sales tax or what have you.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One of my favorite tweets of all time was the Sunset looks like a video game where they left out trees and added distance fog to save on rendering
August 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gotta watch out for those elongated muskrats
May 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's very cleverly put.
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Printing this to share with my kid. Thanks!
May 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I honestly don't know how I communicated before I embraced the 🙃 emoji

There are a lot of unfortunate but surmountable moments in life where the best response is a wry/resigned/meek smile.
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That's why I think renaming the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America was a masterstroke, even though it's so dumb in its face. It screams "see, I can just DO THINGS!"
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think you are describing what is known as a "Veblen good": a luxury good for which the demand increases as the price increases, in apparent contradiction of the law of demand.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_...
Veblen good - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
April 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I LOL'd. A+ skeet. I'm a sucker for any reference to hubris and flying too close to the sun, like Brennan Lee Mulligan's "I cannot win" rant or the classic skit The Tetris God:
youtu.be/Alw5hs0chj0
The Tetris God
YouTube video by Dropout
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April 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is that

1. Something must be done!

2. This is something.

3. Therefore, we must do this.
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Does anyone know why he started at 7:00 p.m.? Seems easier to go long if you start in the morning.

(Same issues with seasons of "24"!)
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Man remember the ceremony to honor the Navajo WW2 veterans where Trump started randomly talking about his "Pocahontas" nickname for a Senator. Dotard doesn't know what to say so falls back on racism-free-association
March 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Being friends with other countries sounds great! But friendship is a two-way street. Are they doing good things for us and our allies? Just capitulating and getting nothing in return is weakness or treasonous.
March 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
For those too young to know the classic parody point-counterpoint from The Onion in 2003 (regarding the disastrous unprovoked invasion of Iraq):

theonion.com/this-war-wil...
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well said. It's like the old "high Intelligence, low Wisdom" from D&D
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM