jeran
@jeran.bsky.social
android | kotlin multiplatform
@netflix | formerly lyft | formerly snap | formerly vsco
@netflix | formerly lyft | formerly snap | formerly vsco
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idk how to explain it, but ASAP is actually a higher priority than, “as soon as possible”.
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
idk how to explain it, but ASAP is actually a higher priority than, “as soon as possible”.
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is how i use claude code
hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this is how i use claude code
i need to hear this sound every time i close a JIRA
An unused object found in Yoshi's Island is the "Overly Congratulative Green Coin". It is identical in functionality to a red coin, but plays the Perfect Clear fanfare when placed in specific areas. This causes the game to appear to unnecessarily celebrate every single coin.
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i need to hear this sound every time i close a JIRA
it’s a guitar and cigarettes kinda night, sorry mom
(she hates guitar)
(she hates guitar)
August 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
it’s a guitar and cigarettes kinda night, sorry mom
(she hates guitar)
(she hates guitar)
me trying to debug my stupid app
July 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
me trying to debug my stupid app
very exciting news for kotlin devs who like google docs
July 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
very exciting news for kotlin devs who like google docs
you can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
you can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step
reading piranesi: haha, he’s just like me
reading a bit more: oh, um... oh
reading a bit more: oh, um... oh
July 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
reading piranesi: haha, he’s just like me
reading a bit more: oh, um... oh
reading a bit more: oh, um... oh
just spent 3 hours on the laguardia runway, thanks mamdani
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
just spent 3 hours on the laguardia runway, thanks mamdani
running the formatter must feel so good for the code
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
running the formatter must feel so good for the code
me with your 500 line pr
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
me with your 500 line pr
jokerless not nearly as bad as expected
June 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
jokerless not nearly as bad as expected
this made me unreasonably happy. stickers and challenges next.
June 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this made me unreasonably happy. stickers and challenges next.
just tried to read the cloudflare postmortem from the last outage.
turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare.
turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare.
June 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
just tried to read the cloudflare postmortem from the last outage.
turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare.
turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare.
posting this every time someone says they’ll fix it in the next pr
June 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
posting this every time someone says they’ll fix it in the next pr
something’s telling me sporcle isn’t a native app
May 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
something’s telling me sporcle isn’t a native app
v excited for for my 360 feedback this year
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
v excited for for my 360 feedback this year
remember when we had to sit in the front of Lyfts? those were the worst years of my life
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
remember when we had to sit in the front of Lyfts? those were the worst years of my life
these days text recognition is so good you can code on pencil and paper
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
these days text recognition is so good you can code on pencil and paper
code review bots are fine, but we need a bike shedding bot that just comments a 🚲 emoji when we’re wasting our time.
April 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
code review bots are fine, but we need a bike shedding bot that just comments a 🚲 emoji when we’re wasting our time.
i kind of think extension functions on nullable types is an anti pattern
does that mean i’m not fun anymore?
does that mean i’m not fun anymore?
April 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i kind of think extension functions on nullable types is an anti pattern
does that mean i’m not fun anymore?
does that mean i’m not fun anymore?
i keep all my favorite jiras in a little box under my bed
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i keep all my favorite jiras in a little box under my bed
printing out your pr and marking it up like a fifth grade teacher
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
printing out your pr and marking it up like a fifth grade teacher
just tried to run the terminal in incognito mode
March 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
just tried to run the terminal in incognito mode