Jennifer 🍄
@jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
I'm here for a long time, not a good time.
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customers love how anxious and afraid i am when we talk. they really value they're aura i give off that they could crush me like a useless insect.
February 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
customers love how anxious and afraid i am when we talk. they really value they're aura i give off that they could crush me like a useless insect.
hello new followers, you arrived at a very strange time in my life. yours too, i hope.
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
hello new followers, you arrived at a very strange time in my life. yours too, i hope.
"when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza any time." --epicurus, 300 b.c.e.
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza any time." --epicurus, 300 b.c.e.
if i had eggs i'd cluck you
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
if i had eggs i'd cluck you
*getting out my lute* okay, let's bard this horse.
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
*getting out my lute* okay, let's bard this horse.
those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?feature=shared
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?feature=shared
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
bart makes prank phone calls because he knows it is destiny that he must destroy the bart ender before the bart ender can end bart.
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
bart makes prank phone calls because he knows it is destiny that he must destroy the bart ender before the bart ender can end bart.
too haruspicy for me
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
too haruspicy for me
i spend ten+ hours a day thinking about cool anime fights and the matrix. and you think you can face me in psychic combat?
come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.
come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i spend ten+ hours a day thinking about cool anime fights and the matrix. and you think you can face me in psychic combat?
come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.
come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.
melinda french gates went on npr and explicitly said "i divorced bill because emails surfaced that he was conspiring with epatein to put drugs in my food to treat the STIs he was bringing home from little st. james"
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
melinda french gates went on npr and explicitly said "i divorced bill because emails surfaced that he was conspiring with epatein to put drugs in my food to treat the STIs he was bringing home from little st. james"
casually working "i really can't wait for the ice to melt" into weather conversations at work.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
casually working "i really can't wait for the ice to melt" into weather conversations at work.
i gently guide my wife's hand to my soft belly. "can you feel him kick?"
"please stop doing this every time you eat a burrito."
"please stop doing this every time you eat a burrito."
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i gently guide my wife's hand to my soft belly. "can you feel him kick?"
"please stop doing this every time you eat a burrito."
"please stop doing this every time you eat a burrito."
what have you got there? show me. show me. NO! that's not for cats!
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
what have you got there? show me. show me. NO! that's not for cats!
playing all the final fantasy games in order. i'm 400 hours in and making good progress but i just hit 11 and i feel like this could be a rough patch.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
playing all the final fantasy games in order. i'm 400 hours in and making good progress but i just hit 11 and i feel like this could be a rough patch.
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let it snow
le tits now
coincidence??
le tits now
coincidence??
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
let it snow
le tits now
coincidence??
le tits now
coincidence??
did it hurt? when god pooped you out of heaven?
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
did it hurt? when god pooped you out of heaven?
i need real bras and pierced ears and both of those things are scary.
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
i need real bras and pierced ears and both of those things are scary.
"the substance is very feminist, french feminism is just very misogynistic" is an explanation that really stuck with me.
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"the substance is very feminist, french feminism is just very misogynistic" is an explanation that really stuck with me.
calling online trans beefs "the hrtfields and mxcoys"
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
calling online trans beefs "the hrtfields and mxcoys"