Jens Koornstra
@jenskoornstra.bsky.social
English teacher | Lead Editor @shiftrle.gg | Previously freelance esports writer @ Team Liquid, GGRecon | he/him | ✉️ jenskoornstra@duck.com
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Wrote a poem inspired by www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wrote a poem inspired by www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...
Visiting Lyon. The Eiffel Tower looks great in the morning sun 🤩🤩
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Visiting Lyon. The Eiffel Tower looks great in the morning sun 🤩🤩
Spotted in the wild - and I'm pretty sure unironically 🤩
August 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spotted in the wild - and I'm pretty sure unironically 🤩
Help I've run out of salt, what do I do
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Help I've run out of salt, what do I do
Last time I played in this tournament, I won 1st price for my share of a £200 prize pool!
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Last time I played in this tournament, I won 1st price for my share of a £200 prize pool!
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Massive pet peeve of mine: when people who should know better, like this reporter for @cbcnews.ca, talk into to WRONG part of a microphone.
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Massive pet peeve of mine: when people who should know better, like this reporter for @cbcnews.ca, talk into to WRONG part of a microphone.
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
I'm no longer sure whether I'm on a boat
July 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm no longer sure whether I'm on a boat
I'm no longer on a boat
July 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm no longer on a boat
When you look up 'summer' in the dictionary
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When you look up 'summer' in the dictionary
I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic
May 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic
So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say:
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say:
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
At the soup festival
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
At the soup festival
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.
Soon I will be able to live off my investments.
April 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Soon I will be able to live off my investments.
"The Dodge Palace" - my girlfriend
April 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"The Dodge Palace" - my girlfriend
Visiting Paris. The Eiffel Towers look great in the evening sun 🤩🤩
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Visiting Paris. The Eiffel Towers look great in the evening sun 🤩🤩
Had a very tasty Moussaka at an Armenian restaurant in Paris 😋
March 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Had a very tasty Moussaka at an Armenian restaurant in Paris 😋
In my hamburger era
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In my hamburger era
