Jens Koornstra
jenskoornstra.bsky.social
Jens Koornstra
@jenskoornstra.bsky.social
English teacher | Lead Editor @shiftrle.gg | Previously freelance esports writer @ Team Liquid, GGRecon | he/him | ✉️ jenskoornstra@duck.com
Yup
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wrote a poem inspired by www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Visiting Lyon. The Eiffel Tower looks great in the morning sun 🤩🤩
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Spotted in the wild - and I'm pretty sure unironically 🤩
August 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Help I've run out of salt, what do I do
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Last time I played in this tournament, I won 1st price for my share of a £200 prize pool!

Let's see how far I can get this time!

www.twitch.tv/yensss
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Massive pet peeve of mine: when people who should know better, like this reporter for @cbcnews.ca, talk into to WRONG part of a microphone.

That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm no longer sure whether I'm on a boat
July 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm no longer on a boat
July 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm on a boat
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When you look up 'summer' in the dictionary
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic
May 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say:

"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?

I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At the soup festival

Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Soon I will be able to live off my investments.
April 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"The Dodge Palace" - my girlfriend
April 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
True
April 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
April 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Visiting Paris. The Eiffel Towers look great in the evening sun 🤩🤩
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had a very tasty Moussaka at an Armenian restaurant in Paris 😋
March 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In my hamburger era
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I only just noticed the bank notes in this #HotFuzz scene going from 20 to 10 to 5??!
So this is what they meant by The Greater Good...
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ramen day 😋
February 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM