Jens Koornstra
@jenskoornstra.bsky.social
English teacher | Lead Editor @shiftrle.gg | Previously freelance esports writer @ Team Liquid, GGRecon | he/him | ✉️ jenskoornstra@duck.com
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Wrote a poem inspired by www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wrote a poem inspired by www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
Verschillende Amerikaanse media met uiteenlopende ideologieën leggen zich niet neer bij de nieuwe regels die het ministerie van Defensie hen wil opleggen.
Het gevolg is dat ze na vandaag wellicht geen toegang meer krijgen tot het Pentagon.
Het gevolg is dat ze na vandaag wellicht geen toegang meer krijgen tot het Pentagon.
Liberale en conservatieve Amerikaanse media verzetten zich tegen beperkingen die Pentagon hen wil opleggen | VRT NWS: nieuws
Verschillende Amerikaanse media met uiteenlopende ideologieën leggen zich niet neer bij de nieuwe regels die het ministerie van Defensie hen wil opleggen. Het gevolg is dat ze na vandaag wellicht geen...
vrtnws.be
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Verschillende Amerikaanse media met uiteenlopende ideologieën leggen zich niet neer bij de nieuwe regels die het ministerie van Defensie hen wil opleggen.
Het gevolg is dat ze na vandaag wellicht geen toegang meer krijgen tot het Pentagon.
Het gevolg is dat ze na vandaag wellicht geen toegang meer krijgen tot het Pentagon.
Visiting Lyon. The Eiffel Tower looks great in the morning sun 🤩🤩
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Visiting Lyon. The Eiffel Tower looks great in the morning sun 🤩🤩
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
Shout out to Kevin MacLeod
August 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Shout out to Kevin MacLeod
Gonna be doing a blind discovery of Chill Slip (the "easier" Deep Slip) come hang out NOW
www.twitch.tv/yensss
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Yensss - Twitch
Better half a saying,
www.twitch.tv
August 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Gonna be doing a blind discovery of Chill Slip (the "easier" Deep Slip) come hang out NOW
www.twitch.tv/yensss
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Spotted in the wild - and I'm pretty sure unironically 🤩
August 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spotted in the wild - and I'm pretty sure unironically 🤩
Help I've run out of salt, what do I do
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Help I've run out of salt, what do I do
Last time I played in this tournament, I won 1st price for my share of a £200 prize pool!
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Last time I played in this tournament, I won 1st price for my share of a £200 prize pool!
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Let's see how far I can get this time!
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
VICE's owner Savage Ventures has requested the removal of my Collective Shout articles. This is due to concerns about the controversial subject matter—not journalistic complaints
Effective immediately, I will no longer contribute to Waypoint. I suggest letting VICE's owner know if this upsets you
Effective immediately, I will no longer contribute to Waypoint. I suggest letting VICE's owner know if this upsets you
July 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
VICE's owner Savage Ventures has requested the removal of my Collective Shout articles. This is due to concerns about the controversial subject matter—not journalistic complaints
Effective immediately, I will no longer contribute to Waypoint. I suggest letting VICE's owner know if this upsets you
Effective immediately, I will no longer contribute to Waypoint. I suggest letting VICE's owner know if this upsets you
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
The article was taken down "due to concerns about the controversial subject matter" - luckily, it was archived and can be read here!
web.archive.org/web/20250719...
web.archive.org/web/20250719...
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The article was taken down "due to concerns about the controversial subject matter" - luckily, it was archived and can be read here!
web.archive.org/web/20250719...
web.archive.org/web/20250719...
Massive pet peeve of mine: when people who should know better, like this reporter for @cbcnews.ca, talk into to WRONG part of a microphone.
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Massive pet peeve of mine: when people who should know better, like this reporter for @cbcnews.ca, talk into to WRONG part of a microphone.
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
That's the TOP of the Blue Yeti, ma'am, NOT the front!
When you look up 'summer' in the dictionary
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When you look up 'summer' in the dictionary
I'm stepping WAY outside of my comfort zone by attempting one of the HARDEST Trackmania ice trials ever created:
🧊 Deep Slip by BURLYpog and friends 🧊
Come show your support, I'll need it
www.twitch.tv/yensss
🧊 Deep Slip by BURLYpog and friends 🧊
Come show your support, I'll need it
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Yensss - Twitch
I AM PLAYING DEEP SLIP - The Ultimate Ice Trial!!!
www.twitch.tv
July 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm stepping WAY outside of my comfort zone by attempting one of the HARDEST Trackmania ice trials ever created:
🧊 Deep Slip by BURLYpog and friends 🧊
Come show your support, I'll need it
www.twitch.tv/yensss
🧊 Deep Slip by BURLYpog and friends 🧊
Come show your support, I'll need it
www.twitch.tv/yensss
Reposted by Jens Koornstra
just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.
December 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.
I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic
May 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic
So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say:
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say:
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
"So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!?
I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.
This year's #Eurovision is so interesting because of the format.
While keeping the semifinals and the grand finals, this edition also has a swiss stage
While keeping the semifinals and the grand finals, this edition also has a swiss stage
May 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This year's #Eurovision is so interesting because of the format.
While keeping the semifinals and the grand finals, this edition also has a swiss stage
While keeping the semifinals and the grand finals, this edition also has a swiss stage
I may have been following
- the pope election
- stock market
- Jet Lag The Game
too much.
Just had a fever dream in which I was elected pope, and had to pretend I accepted until the LAST moment before the metaphorical train leaves the station or else the world economy would crash from instability.
- the pope election
- stock market
- Jet Lag The Game
too much.
Just had a fever dream in which I was elected pope, and had to pretend I accepted until the LAST moment before the metaphorical train leaves the station or else the world economy would crash from instability.
May 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I may have been following
- the pope election
- stock market
- Jet Lag The Game
too much.
Just had a fever dream in which I was elected pope, and had to pretend I accepted until the LAST moment before the metaphorical train leaves the station or else the world economy would crash from instability.
- the pope election
- stock market
- Jet Lag The Game
too much.
Just had a fever dream in which I was elected pope, and had to pretend I accepted until the LAST moment before the metaphorical train leaves the station or else the world economy would crash from instability.
At the soup festival
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
At the soup festival
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
Lead singer:
Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP
Let me hear you for SOUP
The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.
Soon I will be able to live off my investments.
April 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Soon I will be able to live off my investments.