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The irony of hurrying to move from the parking spot you're already in (and nearly backing into my car in the process) so you can get a spot 50 steps closer to the door. AT THE GYM. Like, dude, is that how you got those scrawny chicken legs?
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Who can tell me what this massive, buzzing creature is that flew into my house today? I managed to save it from the cat, but my god it was terrifying and loud! Must have been nearly an inch in length.
April 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Because social security and programs for the disabled don't make money for his buddies. Disgusting.
$1,000,000,000,000
President Trump and his allies have told Americans that the federal deficit is an existential threat to the country that necessitates immediate spending cuts.
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April 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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US death camp in El Salvador and German death camp Buchenwald.
March 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently people are going to #boycottnestle for a week. I've been boycotting them for 25 years now, so I guess I want to know what took you all so long? It wasn't enough that they've been killing babies in third world countries for decades with their aggressive infant formula campaigns?
March 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Now that #southwest is going to be charging for checked bags and removing the ability to change flights without having to pay for the $$$ tickets, I see no reason to continue to be a loyal customer. No need to use that SW Visa card anymore, either. #firebobjordan
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
After many months of trying to appear insane, the man who's been stalking me for 6 years has been found competent to proceed and can be held accountable. This man (unsuccessfully) tried to hurt my relationship with my daughter and destroy my career, all because I didn't want to date him. FUCK. YES.
March 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Honestly... What? Why do people keep giving in to this toddler and his antics? I need to understand.
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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March 4th For Democracy!! 🚨 Get more info, resources, or find a protest: fiftyfifty.one (check back next week for protest listings).

50 Protests, 50 States, 1 Movement.

#50501Movement #FiftyFiftyOne #March4thForDemocracy @polrev.bsky.social

FAQs + talking points + other ways to act next. 🪡🧵
February 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nothing like watching the Oscars on Hulu and having the live stream end while awards are still coming #hulusucks
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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He nails it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wish Kroger would give in to the workers already; driving several miles out of my way to shop elsewhere when I have a King Soopers less than a block away from my house is getting REALLY old. #Union #strike #kingsoopers #kroger
Over 10,000 King Soopers workers are on strike, demanding fair wages, safe working conditions, and respect from corporate leadership. The strike reflects growing frustration over worker treatment in one of Colorado’s largest grocery chains. #Union #Strike
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Approx. 10,000 Employees Join King Soopers Strike - Yellow Scene Magazine
In a bold display of solidarity, approximately 10,000 King Soopers workers across Colorado have launched a strike. They are citing unfair labor practices
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February 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm sure "Help Desk Riley" of the "Google Calendar Team" is totally legit and I should let them view my calendar. Definitely no red flags here!
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This was almost a bad situation. Thankfully he's a very well-behaved cat and came back in when I told him to, after he initially ran after the squirrel.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Under the Trump administration, we will defend the proud tradition of female athletes, and we will not allow men to beat up, injure and cheat our women and our girls," Trump said.

He says trans men are really women, but they're not banned from participating in men's sports? #itsnotaboutprotection
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February 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sitting on the floor in Terminal 2 at MSP because apparently no one has told the great people of Minnesota that travelers sometimes have devices they need to charge while waiting for a flight.
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM