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Jen Sangastiano
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I’m the human version of tangled headphones.
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“The truth is these are not very bright guys...and things got out of hand.”
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I struggle to inhabit the mental reality of the working truck driver who makes late-night deliveries and carries a knife, realizing the moment he needs it finally arrives when a former famous football guy suddenly violently accosts him with extreme opinions about the hotel’s cooking oil.
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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this (from the brilliant @everywhereist.bsky.social) puts into words the big black tangle of frustration i have whenever i get the same question
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
August 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Fact.
Every Republican man is just Lindsey Graham now.

Congrats, fellas.
August 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Dems confused about why they're polling lower than GOPs? Think of it this way: one side is vile, rabid vermin - the other side let them in the house, feeds them, doesn't discipline them, dotes on them, responds to their needs, often takes their side in territorial disputes, asks you for $5.00 often.
July 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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31 years ago today, Foo Fighters released their self-titled debut album. Dave Grohl wrote and recorded the entire album himself, apart from a guest guitar spot by Greg Dulli, and recorded the album just for fun as a cathartic experience to recover from the death of Kurt Cobain.
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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This you, Gym?
July 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Newsom’s social media team is killing it. (This isn’t an old picture. It’s from right now. I asked.) 😂😂😂😂
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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In the face of steep funding cuts for climate and weather research and forecasting, scientists have found a new way of engaging the public: livestreamed presentations.
Climate and weather scientists are joining the anti-Trump resistance in the most ‘scientist-iest’ way | CNN
In the face of steep funding cuts for climate and weather research and forecasting, scientists have found a new way of engaging the public.
www.cnn.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Ionosphere Declines Offer Of Horse

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/s...
SpaceX Loses Control of Starship, Adding to Spacecraft’s Mixed Record
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Move fast and break things.

"Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly," SpaceX posted to X.

www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-...
SpaceX loses contact with its Starship on 9th test flight after last 2 went down in flames
After back-to-back Starship upper stage failures, SpaceX on Tuesday again launched the world's most powerful rocket, but faced new problems.
www.cbsnews.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I know some of you may do this anyway, but I nonetheless urge you NOT to send items like these to the United States Attorney’s Office for the District of Columbia, 601 D St. NW, Washington, DC 20530. Please do NOT do that. Thank you.
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“The truth is these are not very bright guys...and things got out of hand.”
April 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.
April 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Whomst among us has not accidentally called HR McMaster on occasion www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...
H.R. McMaster receives accidental call from President Trump
Sources say former White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster was surprised to hear President Trump's voice on the phone.
www.cbsnews.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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🐦
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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🤦‍♂️
guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?

i went to the pit for y'all and brought back the screenshots with alt text
April 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Jean-Claude Van Damme has been accused of sleeping with women he knew were sex trafficked, according to the Romanian Directorate for Investigating Organized Crime.
Jean-Claude Van Damme Accused of Sleeping With Trafficked Women
Jean-Claude Van Damme has been accused of sleeping with women he knew were sex trafficked, according to the Romanian Directorate for Investigating Organized Crime.
www.vulture.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The NYT is seconding Jim Surowiecki's analysis of the White House math (such as it is).

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/02/b...
April 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM