Jen Plante
@jenp.bsky.social
That queer dean who does the things. Cat mom, horror fan, WoSo watcher. She/her. 🏳️🌈
My new (hot, queer) hairdresser: “an amazing boyfriend is really just your average girlfriend.” 😂🤣
Go on, queen
Go on, queen
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My new (hot, queer) hairdresser: “an amazing boyfriend is really just your average girlfriend.” 😂🤣
Go on, queen
Go on, queen
Holy shit, Aita. This finish 😮🙌 #BarçaDUXLogroño
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Holy shit, Aita. This finish 😮🙌 #BarçaDUXLogroño
Look. At. This. List!! With the year La Reina has had, I think the winner is a foregone conclusion. #BallonDor
Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…
Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Look. At. This. List!! With the year La Reina has had, I think the winner is a foregone conclusion. #BallonDor
Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…
Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…
Ughhhh #WEURO2025
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
Alt: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ughhhh #WEURO2025
Lucy crying in pain and writhing on the pitch, while Ona rubs her neck. Nobody talk to me. 😭 #WEURO2025
July 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lucy crying in pain and writhing on the pitch, while Ona rubs her neck. Nobody talk to me. 😭 #WEURO2025
These two “very close friends” are facing off on the pitch today, and this lesbian is so giddy I’m skipping through the house
July 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
These two “very close friends” are facing off on the pitch today, and this lesbian is so giddy I’m skipping through the house
Unnngghhhh. Ona can rock a suit 🥵
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Unnngghhhh. Ona can rock a suit 🥵
Coincidentally, this is what I look like each day when I thank the gods for gifting us with Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze …
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Coincidentally, this is what I look like each day when I thank the gods for gifting us with Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze …
“Close friends” 😂🤣.
The holidaying close friends trying to ruin each others' dreams in the Euro final: Lionesses star Lucy Bronze and Spain's Ona Batlle are inseparable off the pitch - but major rivals on it
In the aftermath of Spain's 1-0 triumph over the Lionesses in the 2023 Women's World Cup final, Lucy...
In the aftermath of Spain's 1-0 triumph over the Lionesses in the 2023 Women's World Cup final, Lucy...
The close friends trying to ruin each others' dreams in the Euro final
In the aftermath of Spain's 1-0 triumph over the Lionesses in the 2023 Women's World Cup final, Lucy Bronze found a spot on the England bench to grieve, devastated and heartbroken.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Close friends” 😂🤣.
Holy sh*t, this book. 😂 Who hurt you, Delilah S Dawson?
This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌
This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌
March 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Holy sh*t, this book. 😂 Who hurt you, Delilah S Dawson?
This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌
This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌
Eeeee! Girma’s debut for Chelsea! Let’s go, Blues!
Starting XI vs Brighton
Hannah Hampton in goal
Millie Bright in defence and captains the team
Naomi Girma gets her first start for Chelsea
Walsh, Nusken and Kaptein in midfield
Lauren James, JRK in attack!
SUBS: Spencer, Wieke Kaptein, Mayra, Macario
#CFCW
Hannah Hampton in goal
Millie Bright in defence and captains the team
Naomi Girma gets her first start for Chelsea
Walsh, Nusken and Kaptein in midfield
Lauren James, JRK in attack!
SUBS: Spencer, Wieke Kaptein, Mayra, Macario
#CFCW
March 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Eeeee! Girma’s debut for Chelsea! Let’s go, Blues!
I don’t know if it’s the Emma Hayes era or the new young players on the team, but I’m once again excited to watch the USNWT play.
Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏
youtu.be/by7WvLgTyrI?...
Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏
youtu.be/by7WvLgTyrI?...
Ally Sentnor GOAL | USWNT vs. Colombia | February 20, 2025
YouTube video by U.S. Soccer
youtu.be
February 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t know if it’s the Emma Hayes era or the new young players on the team, but I’m once again excited to watch the USNWT play.
Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏
youtu.be/by7WvLgTyrI?...
Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏
youtu.be/by7WvLgTyrI?...
Both points. 👏
What crime did the person commit that merits detention?
Related: it’s been three weeks since Elon Musk vigorously saluted his fellow Nazis at the inauguration
Related: it’s been three weeks since Elon Musk vigorously saluted his fellow Nazis at the inauguration
Excuse me, what in the Footloose fuck? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Both points. 👏
Reposted by Jen Plante
Well played, Arsenal admin 😂 #arsenalwfc
February 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Well played, Arsenal admin 😂 #arsenalwfc
Second Chance Animal Services in MA is asking for donations to get an ex’s or “villain’s” name pooped on ($10) or in whose honor an animal will be spayed/neutered ($50). Did I just donate a spay in honor of Donald Trump, lady boner killer extraordinaire? I sure did. One more pussy is safe from DJT.
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Second Chance Animal Services in MA is asking for donations to get an ex’s or “villain’s” name pooped on ($10) or in whose honor an animal will be spayed/neutered ($50). Did I just donate a spay in honor of Donald Trump, lady boner killer extraordinaire? I sure did. One more pussy is safe from DJT.
Look, I know the world is a dumpster fire, but I need to find little pockets of joy where I can. Girma coming to Chelsea and getting the paycheck she deserves? So. Much. Joy.
It's official: #USWNT defender Naomi Girma has joined Chelsea from San Diego Wave FC for a world-record transfer fee -- the first $1 million transfer in women's soccer history, per multiple sources. Deal through summer 2029. Girma was just announced at Stamford Bridge. #NWSL
Naomi Girma’s transfer from San Diego Wave to Chelsea is official
Girma is the first $1 million transfer in women's soccer history, sources confirm
equalizersoccer.com
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Look, I know the world is a dumpster fire, but I need to find little pockets of joy where I can. Girma coming to Chelsea and getting the paycheck she deserves? So. Much. Joy.
Reposted by Jen Plante
multiple guroars, delightful content
January 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
multiple guroars, delightful content
Rewatching Mulholland Dr. to celebrate the life and art of this king
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` 10--4 , good buddy '' .
Alt: David Lynch in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` 10--4 , good buddy “
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January 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Rewatching Mulholland Dr. to celebrate the life and art of this king
That’s a big “Nope!” from yesterday’s mail carrier. 🤣 (Fishtopher, my porch cat, intimidates him.)
January 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That’s a big “Nope!” from yesterday’s mail carrier. 🤣 (Fishtopher, my porch cat, intimidates him.)